Monthly Archives: February 2011

Reply from Cubitt & West re complaint about John O'Neill and his staff

On 7th February 2011, I posted a distillation of a complaint made by myself and my wife against John O’Neill and his staff, of the Western Road branch of Cubitt & West. Here’s that distillation again:

I have recently filed a complaint against John O’Neill and his staff in the Western Road branch of Cubitt & West. My wife made the mistake of engaging him to be our estate agent. We have four complaints, all relating to what John O’Neill promised us would happen when he pitched for our business.

1. John O’Neill lied to us by claiming that Cubitt & West were running an automated system so that if one branch in Brighton noted something on its system, every other branch would know it the same day. In fact, there was no such automated system and his staff were unable to communicate successfully even by email.
2. John O’Neill agreed to use our text to advertise our property but then didn’t bother. When we complained, they then amended the text without asking. When we complained again they said they did this for legal reasons but at the same time removed the amendments. Surely a contradictory excuse?
3. John O’Neill promised that all communications would be sent by email to both myself and my wife. It is important to note here that my wife was actually the client. In fact, 21 times there was a breakdown with their email communications. Five times they got my wife’s email address wrong. They sent emails to an address that didn’t exist. We checked and found that emails sent to this address bounced back – presumably they just ignored these messages from the mail delivery subsystem. We complained a number of times and each time were fobbed off with apologies and sometimes we were given nonsensical excuses, e.g. that the previous email sent to them had only come from one email address! One member of staff tried to insist that we spoke by telephone, despite knowing that my wife was uncontactable; she is an NHS doctor and was busy at work. The same staff member, Ross Williams, even confessed that she couldn’t manage emails!
4. John O’Neill promised that no-one would visit our property without our express prior approval. This arrangement was necessary because, aside from the usual matter of needing to know when our privacy was about to be disturbed, my wife was sometimes on call as an NHS doctor and had to leave documentation subject to patient confidentiality at home. All of this was explained to John O’Neill when he pitched for our business. Later on, when his staff ignored the agreement, it was explained again. On at least two occasions his staff brought people to our home, without gaining our permission first, which is trespass. On one of these occasions we were in and they did not even ring the bell first!

On top of all of that, on one occasion John O’Neill shouted at me on the telephone. Talk about rude! He even boasted that no-one had ever complained about him. His cherry has now been popped. Watch this space to find out what happens next.

We have now received a reply to our complaint, from Cubitt & West’s Senior Operations Director, Jon Lock, in a letter dated 24th February 2011. It is a rambling and contradictory reply. It denies that John O’Neill lied when claiming that he and his staff were very computer literate and later on acknowledges that there would be staff training to fix the computer literacy problems raised by our complaint. He acknowledges that Cubitt & West contradicted itself with regard to its position on the Property Misdescriptions Act. He acknowledges that there was “no excuse” for failing to communicate with my wife, who was their actual client, but then goes on to defend a member of staff, Ross Williams, who insisted on refusing to copy my wife in on correspondence. He didn’t even bother to address the reply to my wife, even though she was the actual client! It is quite clear that he has not investigated our complaint properly because he does not appear to have read the emails we cited. In all we cited 21 instances of miscommunication and he chooses in his reply to deal with only one of these. He also admits that Cubitt & West should not have handed out our private telephone number to a third party without our permission. Despite all of this, he offers no compensation. We expect to escalate the complaint tomorrow.

Cooking In The Cave – The Big Fry

In my search for a new career, I can leave no stone unturned nor poo poo any option. Being a TV chef is a bit of a long shot but I’ve begun my pitch with this video. Next time, I’ll have Radio Three in the background, so that it doesn’t clash with the tones of my voice. Here I am cooking up the classic hangover cure – the Big Fry Up. My big fry is vegetarian – Hey, we’re still trying to save the planet over here! – and shoddily made but it is a start. Please note, I do requests.

*Video:cooking in the cave: episode 3 - the big fry

If you would like to see my first cookery lesson with a slower download but better quality than this version, please find it at my film channel Boxed In.

Campaigning with Leo Littman, Green Party candidate in Preston Ward, Brighton

I went canvassing with Leo Littman of the Green Party, in the early part of Friday evening in Preston Ward, as previously promised. I grew up in Preston and attended the local schools, were I trust I am not remembered. Leo and I took on a street near where he lives. We worked our way up the street door by door.

I canvassed for the Labour Party in Preston in the early eighties. Remember that back then, that party still had some spunk. It still seemed to be campaigning for a different vision of society. Today it merely proffers a claim that it has more professional managers for a capitalist economy than the thieving Tory bastards. Whether the local demographics were just completely different in the eighties or whether times have simply moved on I cannot say. Suspect the latter. My experience, as a teenage canvasser for socialism was having doors slammed in my face and abuse shouted at me. The few people who might have talked to me, laughed instead. Needless to say, in those days Preston did not return Labour candidates.

Perhaps Preston is still conservative at heart and that is why it does now return Labour Party councillors. However, the Greens have made some headway, with the election of Amy Kennedy in the last local elections. At the beginning of our chosen street, I braced myself. Despite Amy’s election, I could not but believe that we would meet the same hostility as I had done in the streets of my youth.

The reality on the ground was surprisingly different. Palpable affection for the Green Party poured out of more households than I could have imagined in my wildest dreams. An absolute majority of those we spoke to said they would be or were very tempted to vote Green. Clearly constant appearances  on television by Caroline Lucas MP has reset people’s opinion of our radical party. Leo carried a second advantage: he has lived in the ward for 28 years, just a couple of streets away from where we were canvassing. This was the democratic process at its very best: a local fellow asking to help his neighbours. Leo’s gentle manner is the opposite to those who govern us. He did not attend Eton, after all. His approach was to ask whether there was anything that his neighbours would like to raise with their local Green councillor or their local Green MP. Some people did and some didn’t. It was Friday evening after all. It was an uplifting experience and one I’ll be repeating soon.

The Gilded Splinters rocked the Rock

Had a rare outing to a gig last night. Went to see blues band, The Gilded Splinters in the Rock Inn in Kemptown. The pianist David Ingledew took over the drums for the night. In a brief lull between numbers, the audience broke into Happy Birthday for the bass player, Tim Havart. The Rock Inn, Rock Street, changed management six months ago and is now being run by Josh, who has turned it into only of Brighton’s truly great pubs. It’s an interesting building, with a cellar containing a 40 metre deep well; apparently it goes down to the sea. The band’s camera crew is sure to produce another epic rendition of the night. Here’s a taste of what they sounded like a couple of years back, in their spiritual home Cornwall.

Found myself in charmed conversation afterwards with an intellectual crowd, still celebrating Tim’s birthday. Real dramatic tension was provided by Mr Dubious, a stranger whose idea of social graces was to stare aggressively at the other men for extended periods. After last night’s incident, this unnerved me somewhat, but it turned out that he’d been evil with everyone. Brighton being a big village is one thing but finding myself in conversation with a photographer whose work I had previously stumbled upon online and seemed extraordinary. Smithlight mixes technological themes old and new in refreshing manner, unburdened by the cliches of steampunk.

All together now

Six seconds from 1969

Can’t say I noticed them in particular at the time, busy as I was being less than a year old. Plenty of time to catch up with them since. These six seconds have got much bigger since. Don’t watch this video – listen to it. The narrator has a nice smoothing voice.

Bit of a scrap last night. Spoiled the end of the night really. Had been a great night at the club with a celebratory atmosphere. We had 19 people turn out to see the new place and soak up the heady moment. Unfortunately afterwards I went drinking with a friend of mine and he turned nasty. He shouted  another friend and me down for a while, becoming increasingly aggressive in the process. After our mutual friend left, he unexpectedly threatened to punch me in the face.

When I returned from the toilet I told him in no uncertain terms that he should never threaten me again. It was a loud warning and the very friendly staff from the Wick Inn asked us to leave. We did so. Then they asked us to stop shouting at each outside so we moved down the street and carried on there. Then he shoved me and I shoved him back. He threw himself to the ground in the most badly effected theatrical fall I have yet seen, rolled over with a big grin on his face and came back for more. Better stop there, I thought to myself. He snarled into my face for the next five minutes before explaining how he was going to arrange for me to be harmed, that I would have to leave Brighton and that he would arrange for other people to do me in. It was an unconvincing threat and had he not been screaming blue murder at me, I would have felt sorry for him. He’s an alcoholic, his brain rotted by years of self-abuse. I turned to walk away. He followed me across the road, still shouting at me. I turned up a side street on the north side of Western Road. He realised the absurdity of continuing to harass me. Just before we were about to break eye contact, I broke my newly found silence and said to him, “It doesn’t have to be like this.” He grabbed at the branch, came running back over to proffer a handshake, then remembered himself and demanded an apology. Naturally, I gave him one. Calmer we went back to his house for a smoke. Why did I do this? Back at his house he started on me again. I offered to leave and he backed down.

Should I feel sorry for him? Perhaps. Will I be hanging out with again? No. What would be the point? Personally I don’t enjoy personal and physical abuse or being threatened. I prefer to avoid it. Sadly, this is not the first time he has tried to pick a fight with me but it will be the last. An apology is in order but I know he has difficulties with the S word so I’m not going to expect one. Why on earth did he threaten me, physically? Who would do such a thing? Only a total mentalist or someone seeking self-harm. No doubt he’ll try to do this again, if I let him. Best to avoid that. If he reads this, I repeat what I said in the Wick: don’t ever threaten me again.

Refusing to vote is antisocial

Last night a new friend told me that he never voted and never would do. Shame on him! The fight for democratic rights has been the defining struggle of the modern world. Right now, people in dying in Libya for the right to vote. Our National Health Service was created on the back of the influence of the victorious soldiers returning from the fight against fascism and the Nazis. They came home and demanded a better world; we gave it to them. The large scale system created centres of excellence to the benefit of all, regardless of wealth. To date this has included people who, like my friend, have been abroad for years and have only returned for medical treatment. It is free of charge, whether you have been a contributing member of society or not.

A degree in politics, eight years of barristerial practice, five years of reporting the law and a lifetime in the community of progressive campaigners has often forced me into this debate. The arguments for actually exercising the right to vote are clear. Voting is a fundamental human right. It was agreed by the nations of the world after the holocaust and the other horrors of the World War Two, in The Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Article 21 of the Declaration is worth reading:

Article 21.

  • (1) Everyone has the right to take part in the government of his country, directly or through freely chosen representatives.
  • (2) Everyone has the right of equal access to public service in his country.
  • (3) The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of government; this will shall be expressed in periodic and genuine elections which shall be by universal and equal suffrage and shall be held by secret vote or by equivalent free voting procedures.

The Declaration is the standard by which we measure societies. If we adhere to it, we can call our community a civil society. If we don’t we are oppressed. My friend has lived abroad for many years but he has never lived under an oppressive regime. Perhaps if he had, he would feel differently about this issue. Clearly people right across North Africa and elsewhere do. They haven’t had his liberty and they don’t suffer his self-indulgence.

The Declaration doesn’t say people must vote. I’m opposed to mandatory voting although I can see the point of it. It would force participation in society’s body politic. On balance, I’m unconvinced that approach would engage with British people; it might work for the Australians.

Whilst the Declaration doesn’t say that people must vote,  common decent morality does. Voting includes turning up on election day and spoiling your ballot, if you wish. In our system, spoilt ballots are counted and announced. If all the people who refuse to vote did this (they are great in number), there would be shock waves through our political system and wider society. Change would follow. Of course that single act would not cause change but, inevitably, it would become part of a bigger movement. Individuals can only achieve anything meaningful in concert with others but it has to start with individual action, like the two Libyan fighter pilots who flew to Malta a few days ago rather than follow orders to attack their own people. Those who say voting doesn’t change anything should consider what it is like to be bombed and shot at by professional soldiers hired by a dictator.

We live in a pluralist democracy, which means that there are many ways for the people to express their will. They can participate in trades unions, join religious organisations, take up charity work, set up community groups and, hell, they can even join a chess club. All of these can exert influence on the state, all can participate in public consultations but none of it counts for shit if people don’t vote. Even people who vote for the thieving Tory bastards deserve more respect than the people who can’t be bothered to vote. That’s what it amounts to: they can’t be bothered. They take but do not give. Whether your vote influences anything in your constituency is also irrelevant, it will counted in the nation’s tallies and that influences events. It will be counted for immediate political purposes and as a declaration against those who would like to destroy democracy, like معمر القذافي (Gadaffi) or Пу́тин (Putin) or Griffin of the British National Party.

Our system isn’t perfect. Doubtless no system ever will be. Exercising the right to vote is a defence of the liberties we have won from tyranny. People who don’t participate in this system are helping the forces of darkness. They are antisocial.

I’m asking everyone in Brighton & Hove to vote Green in the forthcoming elections. In particular, I ask that people in Preston ward, where I grew up, vote for Leo Littman of the Green Party. He’s a personal friend who I can’t praise enough and will be an excellent local politician – we deserve more people born and bred here to represent us. I’ll be out on Friday evening campaigning for him but if anyone says that they aren’t going to vote at all, I’ll devote all my energies to persuade them to join in with the rest of us, to join our civil society, to support our hard won freedoms, regardless of what marks they make on that precious ballot paper.

Take a moment to remember what happened the last time the Tories were in power.

This video is but one example. The police were employed to provoke peaceful demonstrators into defending themselves. The media was employed to distort events to show rioters causing problems. I didn’t make the poll tax demonstration 20 years ago – I was in mid-Wales. Some friends of mine attended. A girl I later dated had her career as a blacksmith ruined when the police threw her into a van, ripping her shoulder joint out of its socket.

The poll tax was imposed on us to protect rich people in big houses. We refused to pay it and, in the end, the Tories abandoned it because it was uncollectable. Unfortunately, there was a lot pain and suffering first. Now the thieving Tory bastards are in power again, supported by their chums the scumbag Liberals, we can expect more of the same. Unfortunately for them, this time we have technology on our side. If they try these tactics on us, we will document it and hunt them down. The budget deficit could easily be cured by a windfall tax on the rich, abandoning Trident and various other measures but instead our Prime Minister has flown abroad to sell weaponry.

What democracy looks like: a class struggle between poor and rich, in Cairo, Tripoli, Wisconsin…

This video was posted two days ago and the protests are still going strong. There are now reports of similar behaviour by American citizenry in other parts of the country.

Governor Scott Walker misunderstood the nature of social networking and democracy big time by announcing that he’d received 19,000 emails supporting his battle against the teachers and other union busting measures. The next day the teachers took their students to the streets. That was eight days ago. 100,000 people joined them and the protests have been continuing ever since. The scenes are identical to those in the Arab world. The union activists have clear support across a broad range of society. The mainstream American media has ignored or distorted the nature of these peaceful protests. Watch out for our official media! I got my megaphone ready.

The people who own the land have spent more than a century ensuring that we don’t talk about class. FAIL!

Pictorial Curriculum Vitae – Gimme a job!

Being gainfully unemployed, I present my pictorial curriculum vitae for prospective employers… I know it is out of date. I’m no longer the secretary of anything and really it should cover my various techie skills but, hey, here it is anyway. Plus it includes a picture of me breathing fire to show what it looks like when not posed and captured by an arty photographer.

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