In my search for a new career, I can leave no stone unturned nor poo poo any option. Being a TV chef is a bit of a long shot but I’ve begun my pitch with this video. Next time, I’ll have Radio Three in the background, so that it doesn’t clash with the tones of my voice. Here I am cooking up the classic hangover cure – the Big Fry Up. My big fry is vegetarian – Hey, we’re still trying to save the planet over here! – and shoddily made but it is a start. Please note, I do requests.

If you would like to see my first cookery lesson with a slower download but better quality than this version, please find it at my film channel Boxed In.