Daily Readers End Up Here - In A Dingy Morgue - Then Those Fit For Consumption Are Fed To Pigs
Decomposing bodies of thousands of Daily Mail readers are lying around rotting because of the credit crunch fiasco. The tabloid’s innovative reader burial scheme had previously insured people from dropping dead from reading too many right wing scare stories. The scheme’s underwriters have gone bust, leaving thousands facing massive funeral bills that have to be paid for in advance. A spokesman for the National Society of Funeral Directors said today Daily Mail readers had no right to drop dead in the middle of a recession and expect a bona fide funeral paid for by the taxpayer ‘some time in 2012′.
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