Think you’ve got the measure of me? Think this blog has become a predictable and tedious business of tech, law, politics and the spilling of the old secrets of Brighton? Here’s your chance to find out. As regular readers will know, I’m least read on a Saturday so I’m indulging myself by offering my most loyal fans a quiz… all about me! Here’s twenty questions, some of them easy, some of the hard with multiple choice answers. It should take about five minutes, unless you’re… erm, y’know, slow. You’ll get a percentage at the end. Post your results in the comments thread and we’ll all find out what whether I’ve still got surprises up my sleeve or whether I’m the Warren Morgan of blogosphere – tiresome, repetitive and tedious.
Which of the following political parties has Scrapper Duncan been a member of:
The Green Party
The Scottish Nationalist Party
The Advance Party
UK Independence Party
The Liberal Democrats
The Thieving Tory Bastards
The Monster Raving Loony Party
The Roman Party
The Labour Party
Which of the following is Scrapper Duncan's idea of a perfect day?
Anything which doesn't involve domestic chores
A very long cycle ride all on his own
Chess, cake and sex in the morning, followed by laughter, a long soak in the bath and being read a great novel
The constant privations of an epic day in the mountains for no reward greater than a sense of struggles completed
To which of the following online activities is Scrapper Duncan probably addicted?
Where is Scrapper Duncan's second favourite place in Brighton?
On a bicycle
Over a chess board
In an argument
The beach just to the West of the remnants of the West Pier
The far end of the under cliff path
In his kitchen
The Basket Makers' Arms pub
The Battle of Trafalgar pub
What musical instruments has Scrapper Duncan owned?
All of them
A double bass
What is Scrapper Duncan's sexuality?
Straight but with some 'extra experience'
There isn't a word for it
No preference so long as its pleasurable
Which of the following activities does Scrapper Duncan not enjoy?
How big was the sieve which Scrapper Duncan made?
2 foot by 3 foot
5 inches square
4 foot by 4 foot
2 foot by 1 foot
2 foot by 4 foot
6 foot by 6 foot, with the result that it took two men to carry it around
12 inches square
3 foot by 4 foot
Where was Scrapper Duncan educated?
How long has Scrapper Duncan been blogging for?
Since 28th January 2011
Since 28th February 2011
Since 28th February 2013
Since 28th January 2012
No-one knows or cares
Who did Scrapper Duncan canvass for in the most recent local elections in Brighton & Hove?
When will Scrapper Duncan eat toast?
Whenever he feels like it
Never at breakfast but throughout the rest of the day
Only at breakfast
Throughout the day but only at breakfast if there is jam or humous to spread on it
How IT literate is Scrapper Duncan?
He can read better than he can write
Pretty good actually
He knows his way around, so long as the internet is on hand to help out
He can type with three fingers and blag his way along with a bunch of convenient authoring tools
Without him, the internet as know it today literally could not exist
Way ahead of the crowd
During what hours will Scrapper Duncan answer the telephone?
Any time, so long as he likes the person calling. Otherwise, normal office hours.
Only in the daylight
Whenever he feels like it
Never before nine and never after nine
When does Scrapper Duncan consider it inappropriate to switch on kitchen machines?
When was the last time Scrapper Duncan got in a plane?
1st June 2012, when he finally won his pilot's licence
2000, when he went to Christiania and became enlightened
Some time in the last century
2006, when he travelled to Madrid
2003, when he took over the controls from a dead pilot, saving all the passengers in the process, an event which he still describes as "nothing much, it was them or me".
Which incident caused Scrapper Duncan to start Cooking in the Cave?
Food poisoning by his own hand
Being trapped on a hillside in a cave overnight
Has Scrapper Duncan ever lost a bet?
Yes - he lost his trousers in a wager
Yes - but only on the Grand National
No - he doesn't gamble
Yes - he lost his soul in a wager
What is Scrapper Duncan's all time favourite meal?
Pasta and cheese
Egg fried rice
Bangers and mash
Fish and chips
Is Scrapper Duncan....