Category Archives: Fire-Breathing

Some rings to rule them all

When I was a fire-eater, I was also a fire-breather. On still days I could blow a bubble of fire and leave an ascending smoke ring. I would expand as it went up. The largest I ever blew was about 25 feet across. Once and once only I achieved the fire-breathers’ coup de grace – a smoke ring which ascended inside another smoke ring without the second fire bubble destroying the first ring. Them were the days!

Pictorial Curriculum Vitae – Gimme a job!

Being gainfully unemployed, I present my pictorial curriculum vitae for prospective employers… I know it is out of date. I’m no longer the secretary of anything and really it should cover my various techie skills but, hey, here it is anyway. Plus it includes a picture of me breathing fire to show what it looks like when not posed and captured by an arty photographer.

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