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How far has policing political protest evolved in Brighton?

Sussex Police wantonly attacked a peaceful political demonstration on 24th August 1996 in Brighton. The occasion was billed as a Reclaim The Streets. For the uninitiated, that’s a celebratory protest against car culture, which makes its mark with peaceful protestors physically standing in the road. It was intended to be a beach party. As far as I could tell, the word was to attend dressed for the seaside and be ready for beach games.

That morning I had a wisdom tooth extracted. Head full of anaesthetic and minus one large tooth, I strolled into town to join in with the fun. I was expecting a nice fluffy event and a rare break from my legal training. I had returned home to live with my parents so as to be able to afford my studies and this was exactly the sort of thing I imagined that they most feared – me apparently returning to old party driven lifestyle. Nowadays, I look back on the rock ‘n’ roll years of being a fire-eater and fondly call them The Soft Years. Back then, I was as keen as my folks were to see the back of them. All the same, I chose not to mention this protest party to them, lest they got the wrong idea.

When I arrived in Churchill Square, there was a rather tense atmosphere. There were a lot of police. Hundreds of them. There were also a few hundred people standing in a loose group some distance from the police. I asked someone what was happening. They explained that a couple of Legal Observers had just been arrested and the others had been warned that they would be arrested too. That resulted in all of them taking off their orange bibs and concealing them. One of them had apparently been arrested for handing out leaflets explaining a person’s rights on arrest. I didn’t like the sound of that.

Whilst I was digesting this information and wondering what to do about it, someone else told me that the people with the sand had been arrested in a pre-dawn raid. Their idea had been to arrive at the Clock Tower with a massive truck and tip a huge quantity of sand onto the road around it, so that we could have a genuine beach party. I was never all that convinced by the merits of this plan. It would have been a very dramatic form of defiance. It could easily have created dangerous road conditions in the wet. Drivers could hardly be expected to foresee slippery sand on this junction, on a hill or deal with it competently in busy traffic. Overall, although I could see that it would grab the headlines and probably get a photographs onto the front pages (we still read newspapers in those days), it was very provocative. Having sniffed the story out, the police were bound to come down hard on those they perceived responsible.

The sand boys had been frustrated but the police were probably wondering what other ideas were up which sleeves. Reclaim The Streets, Critical Mass and similar events were a direct response to legislative changes designed to curtail demonstrations. Since official organisers would get into serious trouble in so many scenarios, people just abandoned any attempt at official organisation for anything. The resulting chaos was and is much harder for the police to cope with. Like the original Dangerous Dogs Act 1991, it was a classic knee-jerk law-making; arguably it created more problems than it solved. These days, the police have become a little used to the idea that we do not trouble ourselves with organising committees. Back then, they found our new methodology simply incredible. Their view seemed to be that the organisation had gone underground: organisers had become conspirators. Instead, an idea was launched and people made their own arrangements around that.

The police and the protesters continued to eye each other nervously. I borrowed a Legal Observer’s bib. Various people, none of whom I knew, urged me not to put it on. I didn’t know anyone there. I crossed the physical space between the two groups and spoke to the police officer in charge: Chief Inspector Streeter. I told him my name and address. I told him that I was about to start the Bar Vocational Course at the Inns of Court School of Law and asked him why the Legal Observers had been arrested. He declined to comment. I said that in the absence of any explanation as to why a Legal Observer should be arrested, I intended to become one there and then. I explained that I had borrowed a bib from a stranger. I suggested that if he wanted to arrest me, perhaps he could let me know. He said, “So long as you don’t play any part in the demonstration, you won’t be arrested.” I put the bib on and walked back.

The police moved to the other side of Western Road. The crowd exhorted itself to get the show on the road. We collectively tiptoed after the police. Just as we got to the kerb, someone shouted, “They’re not going to stop us!” Suddenly beach balls were being thrown in the air, the traffic was blocked and there was partying on the road.

It was a short lived party. The police lined up into ranks and advanced. West Street seemed to have been closed off for our benefit. Looking back now, I wonder whether the people who shouted that we were being allowed to take over West Street were in fact undercover officers. We were corralled down West Street. As we did the police at the bottom advanced towards us. Then the police appeared on both sides of us. The police on all sides pushed and shoved us into an increasingly small rectangle until there was only just room to turn on the spot. I didn’t know to call it a kettle then.

People were shouting and asking for more room. It got very ugly, very quickly. Pleas to leave were ignored. Between us and the police was a thin strip of space. It was as wide as the length of a copper’s arm. Anyone straying into this region was attacked by the police, physically. Realising that this was not going to end well, I decided to ask a police officer if I could leave. Hands by my side, I asked the nearest officer. His neighbouring colleague drew his truncheon and stabbed it into my chest repeatedly.

The standard issue truncheon had just been replaced. He stabbed me four or five times and only stopped when I pushed the tip of his weapon away. I said, “There’s no need for that, I only asked to leave. You could just say no.” Whatever was going through that man’s mind is anyone’s guess. Perhaps he was worried about being obliged to defend himself from having to articulate a response with his extendible rod? He raised it and tried to beat the top of my head with it! I caught the end of it in my hand and said, “What do you think you’re doing? If you can’t talk, you could just ignore me. There’s no need to try to kill me. You must know the risk of death or serious injury involved in hitting someone on the head?” As I said those words, we played an absurd version of unbreakable crackers. He yanked his end of the truncheon and I pulled back at the offensive end. When I let go, he knew it was because I had chosen to. He looked sheepish and put his weapon away. I asked him again if I could leave and he ignored me, avoiding eye contact.

One of his colleagues ordered me to move away. “Where am I supposed to go? You’ve left me no room to move.” He could see my point. There were people standing directly behind me and people behind them. At this point I felt someone tap me on the shoulder from behind. I turned around. A large furry microphone was pushed in my face. Next to the boom operator was a man holding a large video camera. A woman asked me if I wouldn’t mind being interviewed for French television. “Sure, I don’t have anything else to do.

She asked me if I was hurt. I said no. Then she mentioned that they had seen the police hitting me with his truncheon. I said something about him not wanting to let me leave and go home. She pressed her point and asked, more insistently, that it must have hurt me. Although not keen to help the police at this point, I didn’t want to lie either so I said, “Oh no, it was nothing.” Her face was incredulous, as if she was annoyed that I hadn’t immediately complained of maltreatment by the heavy hand of authority. She pressed again, saying that I looked really badly hurt and I replied that I wasn’t, that there was nothing to worry about. She pointed to the blood running down my chin. Wiping my chin, I discovered that I there was blood on it. I felt the back of my mouth. Realising that this wasn’t too hygienic, I pulled my hand out and wiped it on my hankerchief, which I then wiped my lips with. It turned from white to red. The interviewer said something like, “Look, you are bleeding quite badly! You are hurt!” My reply must have reinforced every cultural stereotype possible about the British stiff upper lip: “I’m telling you, this blood has got nothing to do with anything. I’m not hurt.” Her face was complete confusion.

I realised that I could use the blood as a means to escape the inevitable fracas. I approached the police again. I pointed out that I was bleeding, took off my bib and asked to be allowed to attend hospital. That worked. On the way home, the anaesthetic wore off and the pain kicked in. Sitting in my kitchen at home, my Mum asked me what I’d got up to that afternoon. “Nothing much“, I replied. Then she told me that one of our neighbours had seen me on BBC South Today in the middle of a riot. Oh dear. The neighbour had related the whole incident to her. “Better not tell your Father“, was all she said.

Now that’s my personal recollection of the events on the day. Luckily, there were people taking a proper record of what actually happened. I’m the Legal Observer mentioned at 14:50 at that link. The following day there were extensive press reports, focussing in particular on the exceptionally high arrest rate. The police broke the law repeatedly that day. The demonstrators did not. Although the Human Rights Act had not yet been drafted, the UK was a signatory to the European Convention on Human Rights: it was the first country to sign it and the last to legislate. The legislation made remedial action swifter and clarified the relationship between the Convention and all our other laws to some extent but it didn’t actually introduce any new rights. The police broke those rights over and again. Let me be completely objective about this: the policing was a bloody disgrace.

I knew no-one at the protest. I went back to my studies. I kept my newly acquired bib. Since then I’ve moved house over sixty times. I’ve given away all my possessions, lost stuff, sold stuff and been separated from stuff. I’ve treasured the bib. When I was completing my barristerial training in London I sometimes turned up at events like Critical Mass. I put my bib on and watched the police very very carefully. I would hear people say things like, “Who’s he? The other observers don’t know him.” Other people would note that a few words from me and the police would change their behaviour. A little. Normally Legal Observers have training to ensure they remain in role. I never did. Effectively, I acted as a freelance observer. I’m not pretending to have saved any days but I did contribute to keeping the peace on a few occasions. I wish I could say the same for the police. I’ve observed them breaking whatever laws they want until they heard me recording everything into a time stamped dictaphone.

At Occupy London the police attacked us on the first night. However, a combination of events kept them at bay after their initial foray. One was the fact that the City of London Police had little experience at dealing with civil disobedience. Another factor was that man of the cloth turfing them off the Cathedral steps first thing in the morning, creating the possibility of a political crisis between the City and the Church of England. There are more factors than I care to name in this essay but one of them was the fact that they knew that right from the start we had an excellent legal team. Once more I had turned up on my own and put my legal head to work. On the first night I recruited John Cooper QC (to advise me on behalf of Occupy London). I suggested warning them via twitter that there were children asleep in the tents and that they ought to read the Children Act before piling in. The tweet went out. A moment later, their lines pulled back. It could have been a coincidence, of course.

The biggest factor was almost certainly their knowledge that no matter how much they filmed and photographed us, we were capturing their every movement and streaming it directly to the world. Probably with better cameras than them. The name Ian Tomlinson was doubtless on every officer’s mind. His death was a tragedy. It was also part of a pattern. The police have form for injuring and killing people at protests. People they are supposed to protect. Previously, they got away with murder because they could cover up the evidence and we couldn’t collect it ourselves. There’s no point stopping people handing out leaflets explaining your rights on arrest any more because everyone has a video camera.

Back to Brighton. Sussex Police have recently developed a new approach to policing protests. They deploy protest liaison officers. We first saw them used when they turned out in force at Brighton Uncut‘s Never Mind The Jubilee Street Party in Churchill Square. Elsewhere in the town, large numbers of officers kept a close eye on a day trip to the seaside by the EDL. Afterwards, Sussex Police made attempts to discuss this new form of engagement with people interested in the protests, by talking to them via twitter. Some of us, myself included, tried to engage with them. Others rejected the approach out of hand. Others still were indifferent. After all, the police have a lot to prove. It is them who have to win trust, not the people.

Although there is a long way to go before this new initiative could be described as a turning point in the relationship between the police and people protesting their rights and their political views, we have also come a long way since 1996. The Brighton Uncut street party was just as unlawful as the ‘beach’ party, yet the police did not just pile in, beat anyone who dared to speak to them and arrest as many people as their cells could hold. Instead they talked to us. That looked like an improvement to me.

Unfortunately, after that the new look protest policing faltered. The protest liaison officers were next deployed at a demonstration by the SmashEDO campaign, which protested against the possibility of war with Iran on 4th June 2012. Sussex Police have been coy about the behaviour of the protest liaison officers on this occasion. It has become clear that they tried to mingle with the protesters and only left the crowd when the protesters mocked them so much that their continuing presence had become inflammatory. Having already discussed the new strategy with the police via twitter, shortly after that protest I asked them whether those reports were true. Instead of replying that they were waiting for reports to be filed and would answer later or admitting it or denying it, instead the police tried to duck the question. (10th paragraph at that link & screenshots of conversation below it.)

These people work for us! They are public servants. I’ve paid tax. I’ve paid their wages. Why they think that they should treat any enquiry much as a politician treats a journalistic question is baffling. I fear it reveals much about police culture. Close ranks, cover up and kill the story. When will they understand that these old tactics won’t work? We have video. We own the internet. The more intelligent approach would be to get straight to the point and admit the truth. Then the merits of the facts could be discussed.

Let’s park the issue of Sussex Police being unable or unwilling to just confirm the facts on the ground. The decision to deploy officers charged with engaging with protesters uninvited inside the protesters’ ranks must be categorised under “Undiplomatic”. There is a deep seated suspicion amongst many political activists that these officers are simply on an intelligence gathering mission. For my part, I suspect that even the police would realise this technique would be an utter waste of resources. Last year’s half a million plus requests to snoop on our communications was much more likely to bear fruit than donning a uniform and walking amongst us. Film is more useful than individual personal recollection. Undercover agents who are still allowed to rape their way around the activist community will certainly acquire more information than watching people wave donuts on sticks at you. The average plod may not be the brightest soul in the force but surely those further up the chain of command cannot have really intended these particular officers to gather intelligence? It’s much more likely that the decision to deploy them like that was a bungled attempt at public relations and the slowness to withdraw them a reflection on the reflexes of the command structure. After being pinned down on this issue, Sussex Police later implied to me that their officers had as much right to the public space as anyone else. That’s true but it isn’t the way to develop new community relations. It’s like the landlord turning up at your birthday party and telling you he owns the house.

Many local political activists point to the officers wearing the liaison bibs being the same people employed on more pernicious tasks. There’s not much mileage in that point. These liaison officers are not a completely separate unit from the rest of the police. They’re just performing a role on the day. Performing different roles is a feature of professional life. Rather than picking on the people involved, we should point out the problems with the new role in the hope that they can be ironed out.

It is early days still. The gap of understanding between the two sides is wide. There is too much distrust on both sides. There will always be some political activists who view the police as a front line in their battle for regime change. There will always be some police who regard anyone who isn’t shopping for retail therapy to be a troublemaker. In between, there are many who would like to find a better approach. The problem is that the police have all the power. The ball is in their court. My guess is that they get a few more chances to serve us properly but only a few. If they fail to get those right, this new initiative will crash. They’ve come a long way from mindlessly attacking everyone in sight but that’s happened because we have empowered ourselves. As Marx argued, a change in technology has ushered in a change in the relationship between the powerful and the weak. Therefore, the police don’t get any credit for abating their traditional methods. They need to win credit by backing off.

At Occupy London the City of London police won much sympathy with the protestors by keeping their distance. Sure, they walked through our camp but only in ones and twos and even then only occasionally. They stood back. I knew when they followed me through the streets because they weren’t that clever about it. I expected them to anyway. Often they followed me and other conspicuous people whilst others took on more important tasks, online. These days we don’t talk to the people we’re standing next to by using our voices. We use direct messages on twitter, off the record encrypted channels, the tor project and various other methods.

Brighton & Hove is now officially a City. It is run by the Green Party, which openly welcomes citizens’ asserting their democratic rights to protest. The City Council has explicitly stated that everyone has the right to protest and they expect the police to facilitate those protests. Thus the EDL was allowed to march under the cover of the so-called “March for England“, even though every member of the local administration is deeply opposed to everything they stand for. That event was bound to carry big risks of trouble. There were people determined to disrupt the march, themselves exercising their lawful right to a static demonstration without advance permission. There was trouble. Bottles were thrown at the racist EDL. Some EDL supporters attacked local people (myself included). The police had a complicated job to do that day and on the whole they managed it very well, which is why I have not pursued a complaint against them for failing to arrest the man who attacked me. They probably didn’t deploy sufficient numbers to cope with the predictable stress lines across town that day. No doubt lessons are being learnt for next year.

The point the police have to grasp is that it is not for them to control demonstrations, let alone become involved in them to any extent. Their job is to maintain the peace. Nothing more, nothing less. If a protest group doesn’t want to engage with them, there’s nothing they can do about it. Without any threat of violence, there’s no need whatsoever for more than half a dozen police officers. Two at the front, two at the back and one walking along either side. If they want to park greater numbers around the corner, to be ready for spontaneous trouble, fine. Barging in on a political demonstration which they cannot support is not engagement, it is incitement. If the police don’t understand this, they need to take a long hard look at themselves and their role in our society. We all know what it should be – to keep the peace, not to keep control.

Rather than try to stop political protests, the police should allow people to make their point and, if necessary, use their power to arrest people for a breach of the peace. Peaceful activists will not resist that type of arrest. Activists will make more impact by getting arrested for civil disobedience than for fighting. The police need to make a judgment call on when such arrests are justified. We can have the arguments in court later, rather than on the ground. If an activist is released, they should be allowed to move freely again. If the police lack the resources to deal with large numbers of protestors in this way, then they have a political argument with the government.

People must be able to talk to any police officer, without fearing violence. If there is a role for specific protest liaison officers, the police need to spell out how it differs from all other police officers. Having justified that distinction, it must be maintained cogently. Bibs on bobbies is meaningless unless there’s a properly understood role. At the present time, the purpose of the new role is far from clear. I’d like to see Sussex Police complete their journey from their nasty behaviour in the nineties, to transform themselves from being political tools to being the protectors of the peace. To promote the chances of their success, several sections of the activist community are giving them the benefit of the doubt, for now. The next outing of the new protest liaison officers will be watched very closely indeed. The pressure is on the police to behave like concerned citizens, not control freaks.

Beware of Paul Randle-Jolliffe if you seek legal advice: he is a woo merchant

Mr Randle-Jolliffe claims to be a direct descent of Saer de Quincy, a knight in the service of King William I of Scotland and 1st Earl of Winchester. Apparently this medieval fellow is 24 times his Great Grandfather. Leaving to one side the political issue of whether we are subjects of a monarchy or citizens of a democratic country, we are all entitled to issue proceedings in a court of law. This right is beyond dispute. Court proceedings are part of the fabric of our civil society. Everybody knows that they have the right to invoke the court’s jurisidiction to help them. Everyone, except Mr Randle-Jolliffe it would appear, because in the witness statement he submitted to the High Court supposedly in support of the recent encampment of protesters in London known as Occupy the London Stock Exchange (OccupyLSX), he relied on his relationship with Saer de Quincy to “make my claims of right“, arguing that “Saer de Quincy was one of the 23 Surety Barons of the Magna Carta…“.

Paul Randle-Jolliffe has worked for six years as a self-employed fellow operating a “Christian General Law Advocacy Service” (here’s his website) and as a McKenzie friend. He claims to have been involved in both civil and criminal cases in “local courts” and the High Court. One can only wonder precisely what he means by “local courts“. There are county courts, magistrates’ courts and crown courts and a range of other tribunals which all sit around the country. Mr Randle-Jolliffe is careful to avoid mention of whether or not he is paid for his work.

In England & Wales, anyone may represent themselves in any court proceedings but there are restrictions on who can represent other people. Being able to represent other people is known as a “right of audience”. Barristers have rights of audience in all courts. Solicitors have rights of audience in the lower courts but have to pass extra exams to obtain full rights of audience in all courts. A “McKenzie Friend” refers to those occasions when a court would allow an unqualified person to assist someone representing themself in court. A McKenzie Friend has no rights of audience but they are, with the judge’s permission, allowed to advise the litigant in person. Judicial permission is a matter of discretion and will be refused unless it is clear that the person cannot manage proceedings by themselves and cannot afford or otherwise obtain legal representation or advice.

After explaining his various charitable endeavours and religious beliefs, in the 13th paragraph of his witness statement, Randle-Jolliffe declares that a he:

… came to this work through experiencing severe prejudice and multiple unlawful acts by various authorities personally with a series of breaches of Magna Carta and other rights under the “colour of law”.

Having introduced himself he declares that the Magna Carta is the:

well-spring of modern concepts of free speech, free association, the right to petition government for redress of grievances, the right to due process according to the law of the land, to public and impartial trial at the hand’s of one’s peers, the right to travel freely in time of peace, and perhaps most important of all, recognition that even the sovereign is subject to the law of the land. It was and remains one of the 1st and probably most important “Human Rights acts” that we should all own and seek to be upheldby all” (sic).

This sort of talk is best described as a rhetorical flourish. It sounds good to the untrained ear and may be, particularly amongst the legally uneducated, persuasive of the idea that here is a man who knows his onions and can be relied upon. To anyone with any knowledge of law, history or modern politics it is plainly a collection of differing concepts all run together as if the rights won by our democratic martyrs were in fact invented in the thirteenth century. The Tolpuddle Martyrs were so-called because they were sentenced to hard labour in Australia for combining together in a trades union (free association). Free speech was a curiously confused concept in this country until the European Convention on Human Rights came into being. Practically speaking it was (and still is) subject to anyone’s ability to sue for defamation. If you are sued for defamation, the burden is on you to prove your exculpability, not on the person bringing the case! It is hard to square that off with an absolute right to free speech. It is highly questionable as to whether the Magna Carta was concerned with human rights at all. Simply, it was a contract between the barons and the monarch which governed their relationship. In the many centuries since then it has been modified to the point of being irrelevant to the modern law and quite right too because it did nothing to prevent the slave trade, the death penalty, corrupt elections and countless other medievalist wrongs aside.

In his 16th paragraph Randle-Jolliffe returns to his favoured theme of his baronial descent. Aside from the argument that after 20 generations everyone is pretty much related to everybody else, a key democratic principle is that birthright is irrelevant to rights under law. Clearly, everyone is equal under the law. Randle-Jolliffe is right to claim that our monarch is also subject to the law but omits to mention that a jury of her peers would be comprised of other members of the royal family. The word “peers” means people in the same social class. In medieval times society was divided into strata between which there was next to no movement. This arrangement is unacceptable in a democracy and demonstrably abandoned. Witness one working class man from Brixton becoming Prime Minister: John Major. In countries more democratic than the UK, the point becomes more obvious. In the USA, the head of state has to be elected. We all remember Bill Clinton being obliged by process of law to answer questions about whether he had lied under oath about being sucked off by one of his staff. Were the Queen to die tomorrow and Prince Charles ascend to the throne, we could not drag him into any type of recognisable legal forum to question him about his unconstitutional interference with government.

Randle-Jolliffe joined OccupyLSX on 4th November, 21 days after it had begun. That night he decided to return the following day to join in with what he could see was a “high purpose“. A tent was made available to him. His statement says,

“I have been involved ever since, primarily being one of two people whom are the site legal team dealing with eviction.”

I set that legal team up myself, having joined OccupyLSX on the first day (October 15th 2011). Although I did not permanently live on site, I spent many nights there and was in daily contact with those who were when I was away. I personally instructed John Cooper QC. I personally issued the first instructions to Karen Todnor, the solicitor who agreed to assist us on 16th November 2011. Coincidentally, I instructed Ms Todnor precisely because it was clear that it would be impossible to work with Randle-Jolliffe, whom I met for the first time on the same day, when the eviction legal team was three people strong. It may be that he believed that he was working with the eviction legal team before that date but the reality is that he was not.

In his 29th paragraph, Randle-Jolliffe confesses to having spent a month in a Benedictine community and points to parallels between that and OccupyLSX: a library, education, a democratic forum, a canteen, and an “open door” with a shelter team. He overlooks the clear differences: people sleeping in to whatever hour they feel like, the lack of unhesitating obedience to all things superior etc. It is a glib comparison. Unsatisfied with the Benedictine comparison he also compares OccupyLSX with the early Christian church, though luckily he doesn’t claim to have spent any time in that!

Randle-Jolliffe completely undermined the entire legal case which OccupyLSX rested its defence on by saying that the “camp is not a protest” and “cannot be called a protest” (paragraph 35). His description of it is an educational encampment, a place of refuge and a debating chamber, which he collectively terms an occupation. It is unclear why he doesn’t believe it was also a massive protest.

The statement itself is packed with evidential irregularities. The basic rules for a witness statement are that you can say what you witnessed yourself, you can say from whom you heard something and you can point to documentation which proves something you say. To be fair, he does refer to documents which prove his family tree but he does not exhibit (via the text of his statement) any documentation (which could have included letters, contemporaneous notes, photographs etc.,) relevant to the issues in the case. He doesn’t even date the various events he reports. A witness statement without dates is practically useless.

Instead he focussed on explaining his family tree and exhibited 36 pages of documents about that. Inexplicably, given the nature of the case in hand, he also produced a document he wrote himself about a private prosecution service he has created, which is willing to charge money for its ‘services’ (here is the website). It is 58 pages long and was distributed to a whole bunch of people including the Queen!

The statement is a muddle of evidence and legal submission. The purpose of a witness statement is to give evidence. It should not contain legal arguments – they are made in the pleadings to the court, in written skeleton arguments and orally by an advocate. Courts are used to litigants in person confusing these two aspects of a trial but here is a person who offers a service to others on the basis that he understands legal procedure, yet cannot follow even this simple division of roles. The eviction legal team called for statements of evidence to defend the eviction case being brought against OccupyLSX. OccupyLSX’s governing body agreed to be represented in court by the lawyers I recruited. It fell to the lawyers to make the legal submissions, not the witnesses. The roles were already properly established by the time Randle-Jolliffe joined the eviction legal team. As soon as he joined it, he became uncommunicative with the others in the team, with the result that, a short while later, we decided to exclude him from the team. Much later he put in an expenses claim for the money he had spent photocopying his family tree. The claim was refused by OccupyLSX’s finance team.

So far as the evidence that he did give was concerned, he concentrated on the social problems inside the camp but omitted to give any meaningful evidence which related to the actual issues in the case. The eviction case was brought by the City of London Corporation. Unsurprisingly, it was based on well established law which mainly related to obstruction of the highway, human rights and planning. Anyone defending such a case would need to rebut the evidence said to support the City’s case. Not Randle-Jolliffe! He didn’t directly address the main legal issues at all and, to the extent that his evidence trespasses on them his evidence is no more than a series of disordered bare assertions. Probably the biggest issue in the case was the extent to which the camp obstructed the highway. Randle-Jolliffe doesn’t discuss this issue at all.

He preferred to discuss ancient history, in particular the creation of the Magna Carta. Nothwithstanding the many paragraphs of his personal family tree, he announces that “we are ordinary members of the public“, “prepared to be beaten and even die…“. The notion that a modern English judge sitting in the High Court would be impressed by these melodramatic irrelevancies could only reside in the mind of a legal fantasist.

Without any documentary evidence to back him up on Randle-Jollifee insists that a “folkmoot” in 1236 AD was a general assembly similar to that governing OccupyLSX. Assuming for a moment that such events were relevant to the legal issues his witness statement was supposed to assist defending, he doesn’t produce a shred of evidence by way of proof for these claims. That others may know of them is neither here nor there because an English judge can only make decisions based on evidence. Claims that there was some kind of longstanding right to hold anarchic assemblies anywhere would have to be established by firm evidence. At the very least, one might expect reference to and the production of histories written by eminent historians. Randle-Jolliffe doesn’t trouble himself with them. He’s out on a limb, asserting the ancient “folkmoot” led to a “witenagemot” which in turn led to the modern parliament and court system.

None of that was relevant to the actual case brought by the City. He could have brought a claim of his own, seeking perhaps a declaration that the City was obliged to allow the camp to persist, to ventilate his issues in a court of law. That might have been heard at the same time as the case brought by the City against OccupyLSX. More likely it would have been thrown out of court as meaningless nonsense, which explains why Randle-Jolliffe has piggybacked his bizarre beliefs onto OccupyLSX. One wonders how many goblets of mead he consumed whilst drafting his historical account, to which he devotes 23 paragraphs before declaring that

The current St Paul’s Occupation is a “Folk Moot” and therefore it could elect a mayor of London and prosecute in law….

The prospect of a court, as unruly as that required to comprehend Randle-Jolliffe, hearing prosecutions brought by the likes of him is truly frightening. It would be trial by mob rule, with romanticism ruling over reality. Weighing of evidence would go out the window.

Isaiah Berlin’s famous put down that anyone who claimed to have read all of St Augustine‘s works was a liar springs to mind when reading through Randle-Jolliffe’s statement. It jumps about much like some volumes of Augustine’s City of God. Being so difficult to coherently digest, it fails another basic requirement of a witness statement – that the facts described inside it are set out in a logical order. On my first reading of it, I quit on the 65th paragraph because I was laughing too hard.

At paragraph 100, Randle-Jolliffe declares that section 13 of the 1215 Magna Carta enshrined the right to hold a folk moot in the City of London. He claims that this is one of three clauses which are still on the statute books. Paragraph 105 simply asks, “Is the seizure of castles and palaces needed?” The nub of this belief system is summed up in paragraph 106:

Magna Carta is essentially a perpetual covenant between the crown, the barons, the church, corporation and people as well as others and within the original 1215 version there is a right of seizure until remedy and this includes royal palaces and castles…

No it isn’t. There’s nothing perpetual about any law. All of it can be changed and much of it has. Despite declining the chance to be a litigant in person in the OccupyLSX case, Randle-Jolliffe tried to be an appellant. The judges in the Court of Appeal humoured him with a brief hearing. Consequently, his case was heard. It wasn’t just dismissed, it was rubbished. Here’s my commentary on and full text of the Appeal Judgment in the OccupyLSX case. The Court of Appeal describe Randle-Jolliffe’s grounds of appeal as “esoteric”, using “a concept unknown to the law”, having “no bearing in the arguments in this case”, “simply wrong” and including a point which the Court’s Judges “do not understand”.

Unlike the rest of us protesters, who were concerned about the effects of predatory corporatism, inequality and other general political issues, Randle-Jolliffe gives his personal motivation for joining OccupyLSX as being his loss of contact with his son, his eviction by Isle of Wight Council, his general anger at the family courts and includes various side claims on South Africa’s opinion of the UK’s family law. He is obsessed with the concept of “remedy“. Not getting what you want does not mean that no “remedy” is available, it just means that a court didn’t agree with you.

When we asked people to give statements to help OccupyLSX to defend itself, we directed them to focus their evidence on whether the tents were necessary for the protest. Aside from undermining our human rights defence by his claim that the camp was not a protest, Randle-Jolliffe devoted only 14 out of 175 paragraphs of his statement to the issue of the tents.

13 of those 14 paragraphs contained a single sentence each. The first two sentences cover the sensible point that the OccupyLSX community could not function in many ways without the tents because it contained many people from outside London. Having covered that point he immediately reverted to irrelevant issues: the church and the lack of democratic authority of the Lord Mayor of London (at best a legal issue and thus inappropriate for the statement). He asks a couple of questions without attempting to supply any answers and declares:

169. It is not the intention of the occupation to remain indefinitely as the occupation is not the purpose but the means.

170. Given the breadth of the issues it would not be unreasonable for the court to give a licence to the occupation for a year and a day from the date of judgment before a review.

Then he immediately returns to his main theme, that there is some sort of viable comparison between the events leading up the Magna Carta and the occupation in St Paul’s.

Here is a man who pretends to know some law. If he knew anything at all about the rules of evidence and procedure, he would understand that there was no place for his various arguments in a statement of fact. Whatever the merits of the comparison he wishes to draw between the historically significant events which led to the Magna Carta and OccupyLSX, the court did not have the power to grant “a licence“. He doesn’t appear to understand the most basic tenets of our common law system. Judges can only entertain or dismiss claims brought by the parties. They do not invent solutions of their own. OccupyLSX never asked for a licence. It simply wasn’t an issue in the case.

Anyone considering asking Randle-Jolliffe to advise them about legal proceedings, might want to first think about whether they can rely on someone whose grip on basic the rules of procedure and evidence is so badly flawed. They might also question whether they should trust someone who thought it useful to declare, as he did at paragraph 107:

The Barons have been diseased and we invite them to join us.

Presumably he meant ‘deceased’? Whichever his intended meaning, this sentence is obviously nonsense. The plain fact is that here is someone motivated by his own private grievances who claims to be an experienced lay lawyer yet who has not the slightest grip on either the basic distinction between evidence and argument or anything that was relevant to the case in hand. I hope, for his sake, that he has not been charging money for advice.

If you want legal advice, it can be expensive. There are the Citizen’s Advice Bureaux and Law Centres which may be able to help for free. If you are on your own there is a certain amount of good advice available online. I have written my own guides on how to be a good witness, how to cross-examine like an expert and how to read and organise a bundle of evidence. They may prove useful to you. Despite all the disadvantages a litigant in person faces, you’d be better off alone than taking advice from Paul Randle-Jolliffe.

I’ve informed Paul Randle-Jolliffe that I have published this post and given him a right of reply, subject to my continued commentary.

How to gather the best evidence to win a trial

Previously, I have explained how to be a good witness and how to ask good questions in court and cross-examine like an expert. All court proceedings depend on evidence. Often the outcome of a trial depends on the quality of the evidence presented at trial. As the eminent legal blogger David Allen Green pointed out this week (in an article about the virtual pointlessness of law degrees), the actual law is usually secondary to the evidential battle fought out in trial. Many people lose trials that they should have won because they relied on the fact that they knew that they were in the right and arrogantly expected everyone hearing their case to share the same belief system. Good quality evidence proves cases to those hearing it for the first time, be they strangers or friends, witnesses or advocates, casual observers or judges.

Keep an eye on the court

Many people imagine their particular disaster or dispute will never make it into court. Consequently, they don’t bother to collect any evidence until long after the event they are in court arguing about. Although it can appear tedious and possibly confrontational to the novice, the trick is to confidently live as if any form of dispute could end up in court with you on the winning side. Therefore, whatever the nature of the contention, gather your evidence as if you are going to court. Very often, the mere fact you did this will dissuade the other side from litigation because you will have good quality evidence and they will not. A little bit of effort now will save plenty of time later.

The power of writing

Odd that our culture, so heavily dependent on the written word, revolves around telephone conversations for much negotiation. Sometimes it appears as if we are frightened of power of words, as if their success is a spell cast by a wizard. Of course, we use the telephone because we like to chat with one another personally but it lacks the advantage of a clear record of that talk. Recording every call is infeasible, partly due to the cost, partly due to the impracticalities of searching through the recordings afterwards and partly because it is illegal without permission (which is why in the UK big corporations are constantly warning you that your call may be recorded).

If you want to rely on a particular conversation afterwards, for example it could be the one where you agreed a contract, you will go a long way to proving your version of events if you swiftly transcribe it. The classic technique is to put the crucial parts into a letter and then send that letter to the other party, asking them to agree it. If they do, then you have your evidence in the bag for the future. If don’t reply, you can show that at least you recorded the deal and they didn’t trouble themselves with correcting your version of it.

Diary writing is deeply unfashionable outside the blogosphere these days. Gone is the time when everyone set aside some part of a week to put their thoughts on paper. However, judges love diaries because they date stamp events and are handwritten. Someone can turn up in court with a handwritten diary and say that they wrote a particular entry on a particular date. Assuming that this example witness’s general credibility is intact, this will usually be very persuasive evidence. The biggest problems with understanding someone else’s court case (which is what a judge has to do) are usually concerned with chronology. This is because our personal lives are governed by Aristotelian logic: I did this because she had already done that. One event leads to another. Sorting out the sequence of events is therefore crucial. We tend to muddle the order of events or just fail to record them properly. The very purpose of a diary is to establish the chronological sequence of events. Your courtroom opponent might claim that you have tampered with the provenance of the diary. That issue can be resolved by a mutually agreed expert witness. Pen and ink has a permanency which digital media does not.

The Times newspaper technique

If you are not a diary writer and it isn’t appropriate to write a letter to someone with your version of events, you can sometimes establish that a particular state of affairs was extant on a particular day by photographing the scene with a copy of the Times newspaper in view. You could use any newspaper but judges do tend to read the Times because they are under the mistaken belief that the law reports in there are of a certain quality. Perhaps they are these days. Certainly when I was a freelance law reporter it was blatantly obvious that much of the Times legendary archive of law reports was populated with mistaken reports which very frequently missed the main point of a case altogether. However, I digress. The fact is that the judges read the Times because judges have always read the Times and continue to do so, especially now that the News of the World has been closed down.

Put the Times somewhere in the scene and photograph it so that the front page headline is visible. Keep the newspaper. Later on you will be able to easily establish that you took that photograph on the date that the newspaper was published. Simple! If you really baulk at buying the Times (I do), you can use any newspaper but it is probably best to avoid buying the Guardian not because it is a left-wing scandal rag but because you may appear to be a woolly supporter of the Liberal Democrats whose grip on the factual matrix of basic events will be weak. I am joking, of course. Buy whatever paper you want but preferably the Times.

Evidence must be disclosed before trial

You received a crucial confession from someone via a text message. It screws their case by undermining their own evidence to the point where you will simply win. You turn up in court with your phone, having lovingly preserved the old message. More than likely you will find that the court refuses to look at your phone at all! This is because, contrary to films, literature and TV, as a rule you cannot rely on evidence which you have not already disclosed to the other side first. There are some exceptions, notably when you face some new claim arises live and direct in cross-examination by one of your opponent’s witnesses, but on the whole you cannot just swan into court with evidence which has not been disclosed. Since you cannot make copies of the phone’s text message in the way that you can photocopy a piece of paper, this evidence does not lend itself to disclosure. Of course, if you were using an android phone you could have set up your SMS backup service with Google, enabling you to simply print a few copies of the message. For those of you without this system at hand, you will have to follow to basic steps. Firstly, invite the other side to agree in writing that a certain message was sent at a certain time. If they agree then you can rely on that evidence. If they do not, then you can take your phone to an IT expert and ask them to analyse the contents of the phone with particular regard to that text message. You should warn the other side that you intend to do that and invite them to approve the expert whom you will be using. Use a completely neutral expert. There are various expert witness directories to find them in.

Collation

Collate your evidence when it comes into being. Leaving it distributed around a series of locations (your home computer, your work computer, your phone, your bookshelves) runs the risk that you will have lost or mislaid some crucial item and only discover it is missing when you are already in court. Some years ago the mobile telephone company O2 unexpectedly changed their tariff so that suddenly I was being charged to make calls to numbers beginning with 08. I changed phone companies, refused to pay the bill (because this had been a crucial part of the original contract, so far as I was concerned) and offered them a deal to kill the dispute on payment by me of ÂŁ1. They cashed that cheque and continued to pursue me for the money, through a series of increasingly desperate (or menacing if you’re unfamiliar with these things) debt collectors. The limitation period for them to take me to court has long since passed but still the letters come. I file them all in a special box file, which also contains the original letters I sent with the offer to settle the matter. All told this correspondence proves that they have taken ÂŁ1 off my debt shortly after the date of my letter containing my offer to settle. One of these days, I’ll take O2 to court for a declaration that I do not owe them any money. I’m not in a rush to do it but sooner or later, I’ll get around to it. When I do, it will be simple because I have kept all the relevant paperwork in one place. All too often people do not collate their evidence at an early stage and then, as the dispute rumbles on, they realise that they cannot prove what they say with the result that they cannot stand up for their side of the story.

Recollection and reconstruction

If you witness something, write an account of it immediately or as soon as you can. Include as much detail as you can. You can always remove it later. Get your account into printed form, date and sign it. This shows that you ‘gave’ this account when the events you are describing were fresh in your recollection. Although vastly speeded up, litigation still takes a long time. Given a choice between two conflicting accounts of an incident, a judge will prefer the account which was contemporaneous to the incident.

Humans always reconstruct events afterwards. Doubtless a psychologist will have a clever explanation why but I prefer the simplicity of accepting that most of us are selfish animals who prefer to regard ourselves as being in the right. When something goes wrong, we prefer other people to have wronged us rather than take the blame ourselves. This phenomenon is well recognised judicially. The longer the time between an event and an account being given of it, the more opportunity there is for recollection. I have lost track of the number of times I saw a witness being flabbergasted by suddenly being confronted with his own contemporaneous sketch of a road traffic accident, which told a different story to the lie he was spinning at court. Their surprise was genuine, their deceit unconscious. They didn’t bother to actually look at the tiny sketches they had drawn on their insurance forms.

Documentaton

Never write anything on any original documents. Always copy everything. If you want to prove that you made a certain payment, photocopy your bank statement, and on the photocopy black out any personal information you do not want to reveal publicly (for example, your address, your account number, your purchases at a pornographic video store etc.,). Then photocopy the altered copy for disclosure to the other side. This rule applies to all documentation.

Telephone Calls

Chances are that you do not record your telephone calls. I don’t either (at least not routinely) although I often claim that I do – I find that bucks up the attitude of the person at the other end of the phone and I tend to get better service. Your telephone company will be able to send you a bill which lists every call you make. Therefore, you can use this as evidence to show that you called a certain number at a certain time. You can combine this with your transcribed account of the call.

Blog posts and tweets

Please note that I haven’t included Facebook in the subtitle above. Facebook and other social networks differ from blogs and twitter because they are fundamentally private to the people involved. A judge cannot see what is written there or when it was written, unless he is friends with the author in which case he cannot be the judge in the case!

Blogs are public affairs. However, although the content on them can and is used as evidence in court, the date and time of the content cannot be described as hard evidence. This is because it is so easy to change the timestamp on any one blog post. As with much of the rest of the disorganised blogosphere, I am writing this post on a Sunday morning, hurriedly typing and hoping to hit the publish button sooner rather than later but I have scheduled some posts for publication next week. A WordPress blogger can alter the publication date of any post at any time to any time.

Twitter is an excellent time stamper. It is public so a judge can look at any tweet and so can anyone else, which makes discovery of documentation easy. It is not managed by the tweeter in question, so he cannot alter the date of any particular tweet. Twitterers can delete tweets and post similar or identical ones later on but they cannot precisely choose the time of publication themselves. It is either now or never. This means that if you tweet that something has just happened to you, you have succesfully time stamped the event.

Other people’s evidence

If there are other witnesses, you should persuade them to follow the guidance above so that their evidence is also date and time stamped, contemporaneous and free from reconstruction. You should avoid helping them do this in case it looks like you have interfered with their evidence. Barristers find it easy to unpick collusion over evidence. We can spot it a mile away due to certain clues. I’m not going to reveal the clues here – that would only help you cheat!

Human Rights Watch: fact checking which journalists can’t manage and what politicians prefer not to discuss

The UK prime minister doesn’t like human rights. He has said so many times. He concentrates his attack on the backlog of cases at the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR). That is a funding issue. He criticises the ECHR for concentrating on ‘small’ issues, without citing where he would draw the line. He has long argued that the ECHR imposes laws on the UK which the latter could well do without and amounts to an extra layer of law already embedded in the UK law. He plays a dangerous game in Europe. One of his first actions was to pull his party out of the political bloc in the European Parliament normally populated by right of centre parties like his and join one dominated by the far right. He has banged the anti-European drum so hard and so often that he is simply not listened to anymore on the continent.

Human Rights law has been a crowning achievement of the post war European project. It has created a set of values which Europeans hold in common. It defines what it is to be European. Countries which don’t subscribe to these rights are not allowed to join the European Union. Fundamentally, David Cameron’s party of thieving Tory bastards do not like the European Union because they do not like working with international partners.

Earlier this month it became clear that the UK coalition government intended to frustrate a proper enquiry into the facts surrounding the UK’s involvement in the controversial detainee rendition program led by the US. This program involved prisoners being removed from jurisdictions where their human rights were protected by law to those where they were not. Much information has come to light about the rendition program because populations in the countries to which some of these prisoners were rendered have overthrown the military dictators which formerly ruled them. These dictators often had US and UK support. On 6th January 2012, 17 Human Rights experts sent an open letter to David Cameron pointing out the deficiencies in the Detainees Inquiry. The group of experts – which includes UN mandate-holders, two former UN Special Rapporteurs on Torture, leading academics in international law and directors of human rights organisations – has urged the government to remedy key shortcomings in the way the Inquiry will operate to ensure an effective and transparent process in which victims can meaningfully participate.

This letter coincided with an announcement that Abdul Hakim Belhadj, Head of the Tripoli Military Council, was not willing to give evidence to the Inquiry about the UK’s alleged involvement in his rendition to Libya where he faced years of torture in detention. When Mr Belhadj announced last month that he was taking legal action, the UK government responded by stating that the Inquiry would “consider allegations of UK involvement in rendition to Libya as part of its work”. Mr Belhadj is the latest in a long list of survivors to refuse to participate in the Inquiry – striking a further blow to its credibility.

The group of human rights experts argued that fixing serious problems with the Inquiry’s Terms of Reference and Protocol is essential “if the government is to demonstrate it is serious in what it says about restoring moral leadership and preventing the reoccurrence of abuses that continue to stain Britain’s reputation.” These flaws include the government reserving for itself the final say on what material is published, rather than an independent mechanism.

In its current form, the Inquiry will allow no opportunity for survivors or their representatives to cross examine or otherwise test evidence from members of the UK security services, almost all of which will be given secretly. The group of human rights experts said: “Those who were subject to torture, rendition or illegal detention and the groups who documented these abuses should surely have the opportunity to challenge the official version of events and those responsible for policy and its implementation.”

The established news media laps up the press releases from the thieving Tory bastards about David Cameron’s glib criticisms of the ECHR but the real story is elsewhere. They want to steal away our human rights. That might not seem too important to much of middle England but it is of desperate importance still in much of Europe and the countries around the southern belly of Europe. Like all other leaders in democratic countries, David Cameron knows that his term of office is short lived. He’s determined to undermine Human Rights law as far as possible during his time in the top job because he sticks up for his friends in the arms trade. Immediately after the Egyptian uprising, he was on the plane to Cairo to sell arms to the Egyptian Army!

Ask yourself this: who do you trust to safeguard the rights of the world’s poor? David Cameron or Human Rights campaigners? Human Rights Watch is an exemplary example of the latter.

“It is with great regret that we receive these allegations from Human Rights Watch especially without given us the opportunity to respond before the publication. We refute these allegations and the government is willing to meet with Human Rights Watch officials to discuss their concerns.
-Abdirahman Omar Osman, the Somali government spokesman, August 16, 2011(In response to the report, “You Don’t Know Who To Blame”: War Crimes in Somalia)

“AMBASSADOR RICE:  From what we can tell–and, as you know, the journalists are banned and…
MR. GREGORY:  Right.
AMBASSADOR RICE:  …and we are relying on reports from Human Rights Watch and other observers–there has been less violence, very little so far in Tripoli, although that may be changing.  In Benghazi, in, in the coastal areas, we’re very concerned about reports of security forces firing on peaceful protesters.”
-Susan Rice, United States Ambassador to the United Nations, Meet the Press, February 20, 2011(commenting on the situation in Libya at the start of its ongoing revolution)

“La organizaciĂłn no gubernamental Human Rights Watch (HRW) se ha convertido en el vocero internacional de la contrarrevoluciĂłn venezolana y en un arma ideolĂłgica del imperio norteamericano.”
-JesĂşs FarĂ­a, diputado a la Asamblea Nacional (AN) por el Partido Socialista Unido de Venezuela (PSUV), Globovision.
Translation: ” The Non-Governmental Organization Human Rights Watch (HRW) has become the international spokesperson of the Venezuelan counter-revolution and an ideological weapon of the north American empire.”

“This is a report by some highly frustrated and self-appointed kingmaker institution in the U.S. Just because what they dreamt of in Ethiopia didn’t take place, they are doing whatever they can to tarnish the image of the country.”
- Government Communications Minister Bereket Simon, Voice of America, October 21, 2010.
(In response to the report, Development without Freedom: How Aid Underwrites Repression in Ethiopia)

Video Response: Ethiopian Government Attacks Human Rights Report on Election 2010
- Communication Affairs Office, YouTube, May 25, 2010.
(Commenting on the news release, Ethiopia: Government Repression Undermines Poll)

“It is a politicised report lacking objectivity and impartiality”.
-The Hamas information ministry, Aljazeera.net, August 13, 2009.
(In response to the report, Rockets from Gaza)

“haven’t spent a lot of time on human rights watch website, but i plan to start. they’re covering really important issues. http://www.hrw.org/ @hrw”.
- Twitter Follower www.twitter.com/ktdilley, August 12, 2010.

“Human Rights Watch is to be commended. It does not have one standard for Israel and another for Hamas, Hezbollah or the other despotic regimes of the Arab world.”
- Richard Cohen, Op-Ed columnist, The Washington Post, July 9, 2009.
(Commenting on the report, Under Cover of War: Hamas Political Violence in Gaza)

“Human Rights Watch (HRW) is at our throat again. This time, the New York-based group has moved on from bashing Dubai, which it did for the past three years, to Abu Dhabi, accusing the emirate’s leading tourism developer of ‘exploiting’ workers who are involved in the building of the Saadiyat Island’s cultural projects.”
- Gulf News Editorial, gulfnews.com, May 19, 2009.
(In response to the report, “The Island of Happiness”: Exploitation of Migrant Workers on Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi)

“In its persistent desire to attack Sri Lanka to achieve the goals that the LTTE and its foreign supporters failed through the use of arms… HRW and similar groups do not bother to do any homework to know the facts of the situation in the IDP relief villages in Vavuniya. It is a Goebbelsian approach to anti-Sri Lanka propaganda. Repeat lies about the country, its Government and its people as often and as long as possible to make the world believe it is the truth.”
- Lucien Rajakarunanayake, Sri Lankan Ministry of Defence website, August 24, 2009.
(In response to the news release, Sri Lanka: Floods Threaten Camp Detainees)

“The government of Guinea refuses to bow to the blackmail of NGOs that are trying to establish contacts with the government to set up hidden contracts to try to clean up their image, as is the case with the famous Human Rights Watch, whose agents have spent years pulling from their sleeves information that lacks all transparency and objectivity. So some agents of this organization have spent years trying to get the government of Guinea to buy its services in exchange for ending this disinformation campaign. The government of Guinea is not for sale. Human Ritch Wath [sic] start cleaning your house because of the financial setbacks of the global crisis provoked by your financial and business institutions.”
- Miguel Oyono, head of the information office at the presidential office, The New York Times, July 9, 2009.
(In response to the report, Well Oiled: Oil and Human Rights in Equatorial Guinea)

“American organizations, including HRW, have no credibility. Let them go check the violations undertaken by the previous administration from Guantanamo to the flying prisons to the violations of human rights in Gaza before they talk about other countries.”
- Syrian cabinet minister, The Washington Post, February 25, 2009.
(The Post reporter noted: “Human Rights Watch has issued numerous reports, statements and letters on those subjects.”)

More than 100 Experts question Human Rights Watch’s Venezuela report, A Decade Under Chavez: Political Intolerance and Lost Opportunities for Advancing Human Rights in Venezuela,” saying it “does not meet even the most minimal standards of scholarship, impartiality, accuracy, or credibility.”
- Various authors, North American Congress on Latin America, December 17, 2008.
Human Rights Watch wrote in response: After a careful review, we have found that the allegations in your letter do not stand up to scrutiny. The issues covered in our report have been thoroughly researched and the substantive findings are based on a wide range of diverse and credible sources. In seeking to prove otherwise, you have misrepresented both the substance and the source material of the report. You have criticized us for making arguments that we have not made. You have taken our words out of context (including the quotation you attribute to Mr. Vivanco) and distorted their meanings in order to make your points. Read the complete response.

Asked by the Associated Press whether Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch would be allowed to enter Zimbabwe, he said: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Let them keep out.”
- Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, The Independent, September 26, 2008

Following the expulsion of two Human Rights Watch staff from Venezuela:
“El Gobierno ha hecho lo que tenĂ­a que hacer, informar a estas personas que han violado gravemente la constitucionalidad del paĂ­s que no vamos a soportar, ni vamos a tolerar que venga ningĂşn extranjero a tratar de mancillar la dignidad de nuestra RepĂşblica, la dignidad de nuestro pueblo y de nuestras instituciones”
- Nicolás Maduro, September 19, 2008
Translation: “The Government [of Venezuela] has done what it had to do, informed these people that they gravely violated the constitutionality of the country, which we’re not going to put up with, nor will we tolerate if any foreigner comes to try and sully the dignity of our Republic, the dignity of our people and our institutions.”

Ingushetia’s government-appointed human rights ombudsman called the work of Human Rights Watch and other rights groups “fascist,” adding that the Human Rights Watch report was “meant to destabilize the situation.” The report documents human rights abuses committed by law enforcement and security forces in Ingushetia.
-Kerim-Sultan A. Kokurkhaev, The New York Times, June 26, 2008

“Human Rights Watch regularly produces fabricated information that fails to reflect the real situation in Vietnam. We totally reject the wrongful remarks by Human Rights Watch in its press release on March 9, 2007.”
-Vietnamese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Le Dung, Nhan Dan, May 27, 2008.
Human Rights Watch urged Malaysia to eradicate bias from the electoral process. Malaysian Law Minister denied the allegations, accusing Human Rights Watch of trying to discredit the elections because “they know the National Front will win.”
-Malaysian Law Minister Nazri Abdul Aziz, The Boston Globe, March 5, 2008

“constructive and non-confrontational but doesn’t compromise on principles.”
-Brian Whitaker, The Guardian, January 14, 2008

“There’s more hard-hitting journalism going on in its offices than in most of the bigger newsrooms in this country.”
-Ward Harkavy, The Village Voice, October 18, 2006

A government spokesperson from Burma denied the report at a press conference yesterday, calling it “baseless information and exaggerated lies.”
-Information Deputy Director Ye Htut,AHN Media Corporation October 31, 2007

“First of all, anyone that is arguing that somehow, a very independent organization like Human Rights Watch is somehow doing the United States’ bidding need look no further than most of the reactions we’ve had to some of their other comments. They are an independent organization, they set their own agenda, and they operate on their own. ”
- Tom Casey, Deputy Spokesman, State Department Press Briefing, repsonding to a question about the report, “Civilians under Assault: Hezbollah’s Rocket Attacks on Israel in the 2006 War“. August 29, 2007.

“The Ministry of Foreign Affairs said it found the latest report by Human Rights Watch on Somalia factually and morally unacceptable. The statement by the Ministry of Information said Human Rights Watch was preparing as part of a campaign to victimizing Ethiopia with one sided and falsified information.”
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ethiopia as published in The Ethiopian News Agency. August 14, 2007.

” The report of the Human Rights Watch entitled “Return to War – Human Rights under Siege” is largely tendentious, and is replete with generalizations. It refers to issues that have been largely resolved. These largely unconfirmed and unsubstantiated allegations and outdated information do not justify the demand for a special UN Observer Mission on Human Rights in Sri Lanka.”
- the Presidential Secretariat. August 7, 2007.

“Human Rights Watch regularly produces fabricated information that fails to reflect the real situation in Vietnam. We totally reject the wrongful remarks by Human Rights Watch in its press release on March 9, 2007,” said .
-Vietnamese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Le Dung, Nhan Dan . March 23, 2007.

“The [Sri Lankan] government has repeatedly denied having any part in the Karuna group’s activities. It reiterated its position Tuesday, calling the Human Rights Watch report ‘baseless and very vile.’”
- Sri Lankan government spokesperson, International Herald Tribune. January 24, 2007.

“‘Regretfully, in spite of their observations, their eyesight has always had problems,’ a ministry spokesman, Liu Jianchao, said. ‘Maybe they are wearing tinted glasses, or only squinting.’”
- Liu Jianchao, spokesman for the Chinese Foreign Ministry, responding to the World Report 2007, International Herald Tribune. January 12, 2007.

“Now for the top story tonight, reaction from Human Rights Watch. With us now, Kenneth Roth, the executive director of that group and a stand up guy–who always comes in to debate the issues.”
-Bill O’Reilly, of “The O’Reilly Factor” on the FOX News Channel, interviewing Kenneth Roth (read transcript). November 17, 2004.

“The accusation by Human Rights Watch is a fabrication and is somewhat akin to a fish completely out of water.”
-Nguyen Dinh Thiet, director of the Children’s Department of the National Committee for Population, Family and Children, responding to a Human Rights Watch report that street children in Hanoi are arbitrarily rounded up and sent to abusive detention centers. Cited in VietNamNet Bridge, November 16, 2006.
“I have to admit being a bit confused when I was told about the presentation of the new ‘Human Rights Swatch’. I thought people were talking about that admirable NGO we all know — and which played a significant part in the effort to bring about the creation of the Human Rights Council. I’m obviously referring to Human Rights Watch.”
- Secretary General of the United Nations Kofi Annan, speaking in Geneva Switzerland June 19, 2006 HRW reports on the Human Rights Council

“In Latin America today, Human Rights Watch is in many circumstances more powerful than the Pentagon, though the Pentagon has regained some relevance in recent times. These are the facts of life, although rarely stated this way.”
- Abraham F. Lowenthal, Professor of International Relations, USC, and President Emeritus, Pacific Council on International Policy, speaking at the Latin American Faculty of Social Sciences (FLACSO), Santiago, Chile, May 23, 2006 HRW reports on the Americas

How to win democracy in the City of London – a proposal for a legal attack

This is a proposal for attacking the City of London Corporation, which is a profoundly anti-democratic institution and the only local authority in the United Kingdom which does not use democracy to elect its governing members. Please read this explanation of the City of London Corporation’s inner workings. Before explaining the proposal, I’m setting out the background, which is concerned with why the current protests in the City do not threaten the City’s power.

Background

As any chess player will tell you, you cannot win without attacking your opponent. Attack is the best form of defence and attack is the best form of attack! This is as true in politics as it is true across the beautifully complicated chess board. Playing defensively leads to defeat. Until recently I was heavily involved in Occupy London. My contribution was to set up and organise the legal team which defended any eviction proceedings brought against Occupy the London Stock Exchange (OccupyLSX). These proceedings could have been brought by any number of opponents and we prepared ourselves to take them all on in court. The principle opponents declared themselves early on: St Paul’s Cathedral and the City of London Corporation.

Consequently, OccupyLSX attacked the grounds upon which the Cathedral challenged our right to occupy St Paul’s Churchyard. The Cathedral unexpectedly closed its doors and gave three reasons: fire risks, health & safety and the interference with their normal church activity. Initially, they explained that they had suffered a loss of income as a result of our encampment. The legal team swung into action. I had already instructed John Cooper QC to give me expert advice on how to deal with an early salvo like this. On the day that the Cathedral closed its doors Mr Cooper visited OccupyLSX and advised me on how to deal with the Cathedral’s hostility. Consequently, OccupyLSX went on the offensive. We sought independent advice from the London Fire Brigade, we contacted Health & Safety officials and we made public announcements explaining that we had, from the very start of the Occupation, ensured that at no time was access to the Cathedral blocked. Here’s me updating the general assembly on Friday 21st after that conference:

Shortly afterwards, the Cathedral caved in and reopened its doors. Not long after that they announced that they were withdrawing from legal action to evict OccupyLSX. Clearly, this was a major battle for the protestors. The positive result was achieved by attacking the arguments laid against us. However, it was essentially a defensive manoeuvre. It defeated the attack but didn’t secure a victory for the aims of OccupyLSX.

Later on, the City of London Corporation launched its own eviction case against OccupyLSX in the High Court. Once again OccupyLSX was on the defensive. Having organised a highly capable team of lawyers to defend us (John Cooper QC was joined by Karen Todnor of Kaim Todnor Solicitors; she recruited Michael Paget of Garden Court Chambers – all of them worked for us for free. They were supported in turn by some of the more legally able activists, myself included.). We commenced our defence by proposing that there be hundreds of defendants, since no-one at OccupyLSX had ever been appointed into any position of leadership. This was a challenging prospect for even a very experienced High Court judge. The sheer practicalities of organising such a case fairly would probably have overwhelmed the English legal system. Consequently, the High Court made a very unusual order: there could be a representative defendant against whom the City of London Corporation could not recover its legal costs. I am not aware of a similar order having been made before. (Two other litigants in person joined the case as defendants but they may be liable for costs.) The consequence of this early legal attack was that OccupyLSX could defend the eviction case properly without fear for the financial consequences.

After that, we set about gathering witnesses who would be prepared to give evidence to support the encampment in the proceedings. Of the 86 people who stepped forward, our counsel called those whose evidence was best suited to defeating the legal claims made against OccupyLSX. The hearing took a week to complete. At the start of the case, the judge, Mr Justice Keith Lindblom indicated that he intended to give his judgment at the close of the case and his reasons later. However, with our excellent witness evidence to stand on, John Cooper QC ran rings around the City’s witnesses. “Cooper rocks”, was a common refrain during that week. Consequently, Lindblom realised that he could not give a snap judgment. Cooper hadn’t just defended our encampment, he had successfully attacked the City’s eviction case. Lindblom declared that he would deliver judgment as close to the start of the next High Court term as he could. That means that the earliest date for judgment is 11th January 2012.

Case Analysis

Let’s not be under any illusions here. Any sensible legal analyst must know that the law stands against anarchic protest encampments. By defending the eviction case properly, OccupyLSX bought considerable quantities of time. However, it never settled the issue of when it might decamp. I cannot see any judge allowing such a protest camp to remain indefinitely. Tempting though it is to go through all the witness statements and publicly assess the legal merits of both sides’ case, that is a temptation I have so far resisted. I’m not going to give in now. Let’s wait and see what the judgment is. Only then will analysis of the case be of much use. Only when judgment is promulgated, can OccupyLSX’s lawyers determine whether there are grounds for appeal.

The important point is this: although OccupyLSX was proactive in organising its defence and instructed its lawyers to fight most aggressively the legal claims brought against it, it was nevertheless just defending these claims. It brought no legal claim of its own to court.

OccupyLSX has proved to be somewhat ill-suited to making sophisticated decisions as to how to attack the power of the 1%. It has done very well at raising consciousness and highlighting the nature of the beast which promotes the corporate world gone mad. The time has come for either OccupyLSX or other activists to stop being defensive. It may well be that this attack would be more efficiently mounted by activists not operating through the hopelessly inefficient general assembly of OccupyLSX. Nevertheless, the time has come to attack. Without a well focused attack, the 99% will permanently be at the mercy of the 1%. If we can mount a successful legal attack on the City of London Corporation, we can undermine the ability of the City to secretly protect corporate interests around the world.

Potential legal claim against the City of London Corporation

I propose that the City of London Corporation be attacked in another legal case, so that the City is the party defending and our best political activists are the ones fighting for all our rights. There may be several avenues of attack but the one I prefer is a full frontal charge against the constitutional arrangements of the City of London Corporation. As George Monbiot explains (same link as first one on this page), the City is controlled by corporations. Members are elected to its governing body by corporations. Monbiot describes it as a plutocracy:

There are 25 electoral wards in the Square Mile. In four of them, the 9,000 people who live within its boundaries are permitted to vote. In the remaining 21, the votes are controlled by corporations, mostly banks and other financial companies. The bigger the business, the bigger the vote: a company with 10 workers gets two votes, the biggest employers, 79. It’s not the workers who decide how the votes are cast, but the bosses, who “appoint” the voters. Plutocracy, pure and simple.

The Human Rights Act 1998 gives us the right to live in a democracy. Section 6 of the Act declares that it is unlawful for a public authority to act in a way which is incompatible with a right set out in the European Convention on Human Rights, which are contained in Schedule 1 of the Act. The City of London Corporation claims an exemption from the Human Rights Act. This exemption has been approved by Parliament. Section 4 of the Act allows courts to declare that primary legislation is incompatible with the Act.

The Convention contains rights and freedoms. When the Convention was agreed, the Cold War had taken a grip on Europe. The result was that although there was much agreement as to the need to establish human rights, there was not universal agreement as to what those rights should be. Consequently the bits that everyone agreed on were in the main body of the Convention and the bits that only the western European countries agreed about were put into the protocols. These protocols have every bit as much force for the contracting parties as the main body of the Convention. In fact, the UK was the first country to sign the Convention and, of all the original signatories, the last to enact it into law. The protection of the right to private property is in the protocols because the Soviet Union would not agree to it. Consequently, many years after the Greeks seized their Royal Family’s property, they had to pay compensation to them.

Article 3 of the First Protocol grants the right to live in a land where there are:

free elections at reasonable intervals by secret ballot, under conditions which will ensure the free expression of the opinion of the people in the choice of the legislature.

The Convention does not specify whether democracy is restricted to a national level. Clearly, the people living inside the jurisdiction of the City of London’s corporation do not enjoy conditions which ensure the free expression of their opinion in their choice of legislature. The Convention does not grant rights to corporations. It gives rights to people. It seeks to ensure that legislatures are comprised of members elected by people, not other bodies. The governing body of the City of London Corporation is called the Common Council. The Common Council gives expression to the will of corporations, not the people living inside its jurisdiction. This is my proposed method of attacking the City of London Corporation: we mount a case which seeks a declaration that the City’s constitutional arrangements breach the human rights of its inhabitants – specifically their right to democratic expression.

Case Preparation

Forgive me, I’m going to use another chess board analogy. Any successful attack needs to be well prepared. We need to know where the attack will go, after it is launched, lest it is lost and cannot be used again. Therefore, we need to establish the grounds upon which we will launch this attack. Let’s look at the existing structure of elections to the City of London Corporation. The elections are divided into geographical wards, 25 in all. Here’s a map of them:

Map Of The City of London Corporation Wards

Click on the map to enlarge it. The names of the wards are:

  1. Aldersgate
  2. Aldgate
  3. Bassishaw
  4. Billingsgate
  5. Bishopsgate
  6. Bread Street
  7. Bridge
  8. Broad Street
  9. Candlewick
  10. Castle Baynard
  11. Cheap
  12. Coleman Street
  13. Cordwainer
  14. Cornhill
  15. Cripplegate
  16. Dowgate
  17. Farringdon Within
  18. Farringdon Without
  19. Langbourn
  20. Lime Street
  21. Portsoken
  22. Queenhithe
  23. Tower
  24. Vintry
  25. Walbrook

Before bringing the case, we need lots of people to agree to live on the City’s streets. We need to organise ourselves so that we are registered to vote across all of these wards. We might benefit from an organising committee, which could have a single remit: to divvy up who will live where. The organising committee must to be restricted to this legal attack on the City of London because otherwise it will lose focus. It could be that a trades union or a political party would be best suited to organising this fight for democracy. The committee will need some resources and should be clear about who is taking on this responsibility – we can’t have a situation where anyone can infiltrate it, which is one of OccupyLSX’s problems.

Doubtless the City will refuse our attempts at voter registration. If they do this, we should be prepared to apply for judicial review of their refusal. You don’t need to live in a house to vote. You can declare your place of residence to be this street corner or that. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is that we have more people than there are currently corporate votes. At the time of writing, I’m unsure what this figure is – I’ll come back to that.

We need to work out how many corporate votes there are in each ward and then organise ourselves so that we have more people living on those streets. You don’t have to sleep there permanently to live there but you will need to stake a reasonable claim that you regard it as your primary place of residence. Once we’ve organised our numbers of who will live in which wards, it ought to be reasonably straightforward to organise date proven photographic evidence of people declaring that they live on a particular street corner. The City of London Corporation says that people don’t need tents and sleeping bags to effect a protest but that do not object to people using sleeping bags to live in – witness Jimmy who has slept on the steps of St Paul’s Cathedral for a decade. Once we’ve got our evidence established, we will almost be ready to launch our legal claim. Having got that far, we should recruit specialist lawyers in human rights law. No point fouling up the case!

It is a frightening simple claim to make: each voter joins together in a class action and asks the High Court to declare that the electoral mechanism used for the City’s Common Council is incompatible with the Human Rights Act. The High Court is obliged to make a declaration. The argument will be almost purely legal and is simultaneously political. The City will be on the defensive. If we win, the City of London Corporation will be abolished in its present form! If we lose, we’ll have a legal declaration as why democracy does not exist in the City. That could well prove to be a valuable political tool, especially when David Cameron or any other thieving Tory bastard claims that the City requires special protection!

Update on 7th January 2012: one of my commentators has said that the City of London Corporation is not exempt from the Human Rights Act. I wrote that because the City’s website previously claimed that it was. I can’t find the reference now. I don’t see that it makes much difference – people can still register to vote in all of its wards and upset the balance of political power inside the City. Once we’ve seized control of the Common Council, we can open up the accounts, reform its electoral system and prevent the lobbying the City does on behalf of the corporations which strangle the planet.

It may also be that we don’t need a steering committee at all to organise this. Forgive my traditional thinking! We just need to know how many people have registered to vote in each ward. Let’s be clear about this though – we can’t have people giving false names to either the City or to those of us who keep the tally going because that would defeat our aim of becoming registered voters in the City. Although the Human Rights Issue may not be applicable, this is still a legal attack on the system. We must be lawful to make it work! As to who we’d vote for, it doesn’t really matter so long as we all vote for the same candidate so as to be able to ovewhelm the system. We might as well all vote for the first candidate who stands on the following ticket: a promise to -

  1. publish all the accounts
  2. remove the power of corporations to cast votes in City elections
  3. ban all lobbying by the City of any type whatsoever

Look at what Occupy London has achieved so far, having been pretty much defensive from the start. We’ve marched, occupied and taught. We can easily muster the energy and commitment to swamp the City wards with homeless voters. If needs be we can abandon our votes where we lived before. Live in a Tory area? Move to the City streets!

Advice on how to be a good witness in court (in England & Wales)

Having fought about a thousand trials when I practiced as a barrister, I know what it takes to be a good witness. This is neither secret knowledge nor actual legal advice but it is inside knowledge which I’m sharing. People who frequently give evidence in court, whether they be expert witnesses, police officers or business people learn this knowledge for themselves but the vast majority of people who appear as witnesses do so for the first time. They lack a proper understanding of how they will be assessed as witnesses. Consequently, many of them do themselves much injustice. Their presentation of their evidence is prejudiced by popular culture. Films, TV shows, literature and the like almost never represents court proceedings properly.

This advice is specific to the civil courts in England and Wales. Criminal courts are a different matter. They are judged either by magistrates jaundiced by constantly facing the worst people in our society or by juries. The best presentation techniques for criminal courts differ considerably from what I set out below.

The Courtroom Belongs To The Judge

When you appear in court it isn’t just some formally laid out room with a slightly stuffy atmosphere. It is the workplace of the Judge who hears the case. It is his or her office, although they may more frequently think of it as their coalface. Their life is not governed by the same considerations that most of us struggle with. Although not short of money, their status is not dictated by wealth but by their efficiency in judging cases. The have a list of cases to work through and wish to get through that list in good time.

Using the language of the court room, you appear in their court to assist the judge who has to decide the case. In the civil trial courts in England & Wales, there is only ever one judge who hears the case. Realising your position in the Judge’s court room will be the first step to appearing as a good witness. Everything you do must be deferential towards the judge. If s/he speaks, you shut up. If s/he says they are not interested in a certain answer, you shut up. You are not going to impress judges by arguing with them. An advocate might but a witness will not. For this reason, if you are both your own witness and your own advocate, you are likely to struggle with the division between the roles.

You must not allow yourself to be fooled into taking anything the judge says personally. They are highly trained and experienced. Despite your life experiences, they are well used to not making first impressions, to hearing all sorts of stories and deciding complicated cases without allowing themselves to be confused or put off by an inexperienced witness. Of course, if you go out of your way to wind up a judge, you will likely come off worse. So long as you remember your place in the court room this should not happen.

Be solemn, Be Smart

Dress as you would do for a funeral. I’m not talking about one of those funerals where there is lots of whooping, singing and laughter. I’m talking about an old school presbyterian funeral. Dress in your smartest clothes. If you have a dark suit, wear it. If you don’t and can afford one, buy one. If you cannot afford a suit, dress most demurely. If you are a man, wear a tie. Do your top button up. The aim here is to demonstrate that you fully respect the court. Your clothing speaks volumes about the level of respect you intend to pay. The judge will be used to seeing well dressed people in suits. Whilst s/he may not adversely judge those who do not attend them in sombre attire, doing so will go a long way in terms of your body language to communicate that you intend to respect the proceedings fully.

Behave as you would do at a funeral. Do not smile. Do not laugh. Do not crack jokes. If the judge smiles at you, you might permit yourself a polite smile in reply but do not overdo it. The witnesses which look overly relaxed tend to perform badly in judicial eyes. They look like they are not taking the proceedings seriously. An advocate may smile, laugh a little a judicial remark and, very occasionally crack a joke themselves but you cannot. Not everyone is equal in a court room. All the witnesses are entitled to be treated with the same respect but the relationships between them and the other players in the ‘theatre of the court’ is strictly hierarchical, with the judge at the top of the tree. The trick is to play your role properly and not assume that you have any form of control over the proceedings. A witness can only control their own evidence. When you have finished giving your evidence, continue to behave as you would do at a funeral.

Your Evidence

Your evidence falls into two parts. There is the evidence which you gave in your written statement. This is called your evidence in chief. Then there is the answers you give to questions. When your opponent’s advocate asks you questions and you answer, this is called cross examination. Your answers in the context of the questions is your evidence in cross. If advocate of the party you were called to be a witness for asks you questions this forms part of your evidence in chief. If something entirely new arises in your cross-examination, which wasn’t mentioned in your evidence in chief the advocate for the party you appear for may conduct a re-examination. This is unpopular with advocates but sometimes necessary.

Having already made your statement, you must read through carefully and be familiar with it before the trial. However, you do not have to learn it by rote. You are not being given a memory test. You will not be asked to recall details of it blind. It will be on the witness stand in front of you, with all the other documentary evidence in the case.

The most important thing to realise is that your evidence under cross-examination is regarded as couplets of questions and answers. Most people who arrive in court for the first time completely fail to grasp this. Your answers can only be taken in the context of the question being asked. Your answers do not stand alone. They hang on the questions you were asked. In fact this is true not just for questions asked by way of cross-examination but for any questions you are asked. Assuming you want to be a good witness, you will need to prepare yourself for answering questions so that both the judge and the advocates can get a proper note of both the questions and the answers. They do not use shorthand because if some mishap befell them before the trial finished, no-one else would be able to read the shorthand. They write long hand.

Tell The Truth

Never lie. You are in court to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That is why you are appearing as a witness. Aside from the political and philosophical arguments about whether being publicly deceitful undermines civil society (it does, regardless of the integrity of the court system), the fact is that you are not going to be a good witness if you lie. Most likely you will get caught out. In criminal courts experienced police officers sometimes lie because they think that they know the ropes and can get away with it. Sometimes they pull it off. Other times they get uncovered. Believe me, in my brief criminal practice I was surprised at how remarkably easy it was to prove that some police officers could not be trusted.

In civil courts many people think that they can be similarly clever. Certainly if you are appearing in court for the first time with the intention of lying, you must be fairly stupid because, in effect, you have convinced yourself that you are more skilled than the all the advocates and the judge put together. Most advocates are barristers. The few solicitors which have won rights of audience in the higher courts are absolutely excellent. After just a few months of practice, it becomes relatively easy for a trained advocate to uncover lying. After a couple of years I found I could do with ease. When I realised that a witness was lying I relaxed because it made my working life so much easier; often at that point I began to think about something disconnected with the trial in hand because my victory was already in the bag. I just trotted out one of any number of set piece traps for the witness to fall into. Courtroom virgin or not, they invariably fell into them and this made my working life very much easier.

Take Your Time

Whilst the interplay between the various ‘actors’ in the courtroom may appear theatrical, this is a performance which only happens once. As a rule, you do not get to have another crack at giving your evidence. If you bluster through your evidence quickly and fail to do yourself justice, tough. Plenty witnesses are so nervous that they foul up their evidence. Immediately that cross-examination begins they are overwhelmed by being the centre of attention and some part of their brain orders them to end the process as quickly as possible. Consequently they mess up their evidence and leave the witness stand at the earliest opportunity, sometimes utterly freaked out, often in tears and always befuddled. This is the wrong approach.

You are entitled to be heard properly. You have been called as a witness because your evidence is pertinent to the issues being tried. If you want the judge to assess your evidence properly, you must give him or her the chance to do that. Hard though it may be to imagine, put yourself in the judicial shoes. Imagine what it must be like to go to work every day and hear flustered people talk very fast whilst they creak to a halt in fear. If you had to weigh their evidence, that sort of behaviour would not help your working day.

The first trick is to take a sip of water from the cup on the witness stand before you begin. People unaccustomed to public speaking usually find that their throat dries up unexpectedly, which in itself induces a feeling of discomfort, which often in turn triggers unconscious reactions which affect what you say. You can take control of this biological chain of events by drinking a little water first. The judge won’t think anything of it. They are well used to people being completely unfamiliar with the proceedings. If, for some reason, the traditional cup of water is not there, ask for some water before you start. There’s no harm in telling the judge that you are a little nervous and wish to wet your throat before you start. Almost every witness is nervous. Do not allow popular culture to prejudice your view of declaring nerves. I have never seen a witness come off badly because they made this candid confession to a judge.

The second trick is to get used to the sound of your voice in the courtroom as soon as you can. That way, you’ll speed up the process of becoming accustomed to being a witness. If the judge permits it, the advocate who introduced your evidence in chief will ask a couple of warm up questions. Usually either they or the judge will ask you whether you have read through your witness statement first. Before that there will be the oath or affirmation (although sometimes this is dispensed with in small claims track hearings in county courts). Use these purely procedural moments as opportunities to remember that your voice is going to get heard and it is a beautiful voice which you can be proud of.

The third trick is to listen very carefully to each question asked, regardless of who asks it, count to three in your head, repeat the question to yourself completely in your head and only then answer the question. This slows down the rhythm of any questioning process. It allows advocates and judges to write down both the question and the answer in good time. It prevents an advocate cross-examining you take control of the pace of the cross-examination. The advocate cross-examining you wants to control your evidence. It is perfectly acceptable for you to take control of your own evidence in terms of the time it takes you to speak. I used to love it when a witness rushed to speak. The overly eager ones are so much easier to manage. Although popular culture misinforms as to trial dynamics, there is a certain unavoidable truth in that well described situation where someone has been confidently answering every question and then suddenly pauses to think. This is always presented as being a clear sign of some sort of culpability. In reality, if you face a series of easy questions and then one that makes you pause for thought, you are very likely to do just that. However, your brain will be clouded by the culture you are bombarded with and you will most probably become unsettled if your answering suddenly changes pace like this. By employing the third trick right from the start of your evidence, you will avoid traps designed to unsettle you like this. If, despite this, there is still something which really you really need to think hard about, just tell the judge you need a moment to consider the question and explain why.

Never Guess

You are being asked about your own personal recollection, the matters in your own knowledge or your own opinion. If you do not know the answer to a question, do not guess. This almost always comes undone. It is ridiculously easy to lose sight of the fact that your evidence is only one part of the case in hand. Even in those cases where you are the sole witness, guessing is unlikely to help you be a good witness. As with lying, guessing is very easy for a master of the dark crafts to identify. Do not imagine that you will get the better of a courtroom hack. If you do not know something, say that you do not know.

Listen Carefully

Listening is a skill many of us think we have down pat when in fact we are rubbish at it. Being a good listener is perceived as understanding the emotional content of someone’s woes more than it is hearing what they actually say. In court, although judges will definitely hear the emotional content, they do hear rather a lot of it and are more directly interested in establishing the facts of a case. Therefore they tend to concentrate on the actual words being used. They listen carefully to the question being asked and to the answer given. Theirs is a rarefied intellectual world and they are usually, like me perhaps, somewhat cold on the emotional front and a bit pedantic about plain factual reportage.

No matter how good you think you are at listening, you will need to practice more before your big day in court. A good technique is to listen to BBC Radio 4′s weekdays Today programme between 7:00pm and 8:00pm or their PM programme at 5:00pm. These days, with the beeb following suit with our other broadcasters in dumbing down as much content as possible, their other shows are no longer up to scratch. Even these shows are pale imitations of what they were previously. Don’t kid yourself that other radio stations or TV shows come close for the exercise I am about to describe, no matter how much you hero worship Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight or Nick Ferrari on LBC. The exercise is remarkably simple and goes like this:

  • whatever your political views are, put them to one side
  • listen to every question asked
  • listen to the answer given
  • score each and every answer out of ten for how well you think they answered the question being asked

Do not play this game by considering whether the answers were good or not. Whether they pleased you or not is irrelevant for your purpose. Your purpose is to wake your brain up and improve your listening skills. A high scoring answer would be one which directly addressed the question being asked. A low scoring answer would be one which ignored the question being asked. I used to say to my clients that much as though I loathed the man’s politics, Jack Straw always scored high in this game because his barristerial training led him to tackle the questions head on. He wasn’t a fudger. However, these days I think he has come off the boil. Play this game every day. The longer you play it, the better a courtroom listener you will become. You might pick up some useful political knowledge along the way too, assuming the BBC manages to keep any form of quality control intact.

Answer Only The Question Asked

I feel like my old school teachers, telling people this. How many times did they urge me to just read the question on the examination paper and answer it? How many times did I ignore this advice and plough on, writing crap about stuff the question didn’t relate to? Luckily for me, I sorted out that problem before I left school. I was allowed to have plenty of practice but you are mostly probably heading into a completely unfamiliar experience. Unfamiliar experiences are always the most nerve racking – remember your first kiss? Your first job interview? Your first wedding day? :-)

When nerve racked it is easy to lose the plot. Generally, witnesses don’t really listen to the question they are being asked. They are so sure of what they want to say that they are just waiting for their turn to talk. When the question finishes, they are dimly aware of the import of the question itself and just continue to babble. This makes them bad witnesses. Following the advice I gave above about taking your time will go a long way to helping you overcome the nerves problem. It will also give you the time necessary to listen to the question. Hopefully you will have had a chance to practice your listening too. Thus armed, you should now be in a position to hear the question that that you were actually asked. Answer it.

Do not give an answer to anything which you were not asked. Witnesses often second guess the next question and try to box clever. This doesn’t work. Any judge will spot this a mile off and so will almost all advocates. In other words, do not imagine that you will be able to improve your evidence by getting ahead of the questioner. Similarly, do not trouble yourself with what you infer is the implication of a question. Just answer the question and wait for the next one.

A very common mistake is to imagine that the question is less important than the motivation of the questioner. Thus, witnesses regularly treat questions from their own advocate favourably, questions from the opposing advocate harshly and questions from the judge according the immediate impression that they have formed of the judge’s view of the case as a whole. This is a dreadful error and is another way of not answering the questions actually being asked. Treat every question in the same way, regardless of who asks it. Sometimes a judge will sense that a witness has become hostile to the opposing advocate and will step in, to take the heat out of the situation. Often judicial questions illicit information which an advocate cannot obtain because the witness is seduced by the judge’s friendly manner. The typical result of this situation is that the witness’s evidence is given less weight by the judge.

How To Deal With Complicated Questions

Sometimes you will be asked a question which you don’t understand. It is fine to say that you do not understand the question. If it is a question which it is obvious that you should understand, this will weaken your evidence, obviously. However, if the question is truly difficult for you to understand, this is fine. The question will be asked in a different way. If the advocate cannot manage to rephrase the question appropriately, the judge may take over the questioning. All s/he cares about is that the trial is properly conducted. Judges do not cross-examine witnesses but they will see to it that questions which need to be answered get answered.

Long And Short Answers

Anyone who tells you to only give short answers is short on wisdom. The length of the answer you must give depends on the question you are asked. If you feel that your answer needs to be long, give it long. If you feel that the question is best answer short, give a short answer.

How To Answer And Give Reasons

Sometimes you will be asked a question which requires an explanation. Usually witnesses start with the reasoning before they turn to the answer. This is confusing to listen to and if a witness often does this, typically advocates cut them off before they have completed their answer, with the result that they have failed to answer the question properly. It is far better to give the actual answer first and then give the explanation. If the judge is interested in the explanation, he will let you give it.

How To Avoid Intimidation

An advocate cross-examining you will wish to control you. Some of them can be very intimidating. In court, I was very intimidating. Any barrister who cut his teeth on criminal work and then moved onto civil work, as I did, is likely to know how to really fight a case. Nevertheless, witnesses have a right to be treated courteously. A judge will immediately step in if he thinks that a witness is being treated discourteously. This happened to me on a few occasions, soon after I first started practising in civil litigation.

The trick here is to trust the judge. If you are being treated roughly by an advocate, the judge will put a stop to that treatment. If you are not, proceedings will continue. There is no need for you to raise a complaint. Because you are unfamiliar with the art of advocacy, you may feel intimidated by the process itself. This is not the same thing at all. You have to get a grip on yourself. However, if you feel that you are prevented from completing the answer to a question by the advocate cross-examining you, you can and probably should ask the judge if you can complete the answer. If the judge says yes, then you have taken charge of your evidence once more. If the judge says no, more than likely the question was irrelevant to the issues in the case which the judge is most concerned about and, therefore, the answer will be irrelevant too.

How To Deal With Long Winded Speech Type Questions

If you are sure that you have not really been asked a question, do not answer. Your job as a witness is to present your evidence in chief and answer questions. If you are faced with an advocate who makes a point but doesn’t ask a question, there is nothing for you to answer. This is a very common problem in cases where the advocate is the person fighting the case for themselves. They are called litigants in person. They usually lack the craft of questioning. In this situation, both the judge and the professional advocate have a duty to see that the litigant in person’s  case is properly put. In order to put a case, questions must be put to opposing witnesses which relate to the points which will be made against them in the closing speech. Whilst the judge and professional advocates have a duty to ensure that the litigant in person’s case is properly put, they cannot prosecute the case on behalf of the litigant in person.

Address Your Answers To The Judge

Most of us consider it rude to not reply and make eye contact with the person addressing us. In court, however, a different social etiquette applies. Your answers are to the court, not to the advocate. Whenever possible, give your answer to the judge hearing the case. S/he may or may not be looking at you but it is to you they are listening.

Make No Undeclared Assumptions

Far too many witnesses base their answers on undeclared assumptions. We could not get through life without making lots of assumptions. We assume motorists will behave in a certain way and cross the road accordingly. We assume that the clock in our home tells the right time because it always has. We assume that something we didn’t see go wrong, did not go wrong.

As in life, so it is on the witness stand. It would be practically impossible to state every single instance of your evidence which rests on assumptions. There is no need to get philosophical; that is just likely to wind up the judge, whose court you are trying to respect. At the same time, you must be careful of making big undeclared assumptions. I have fought a large number of road traffic accident trials. Often a motorist had not actually seen the car that they claimed had crashed into them. They made assumptions about the behaviour of its driver based on their own belief that they had done nothing wrong. They weren’t lying to the court but they certainly were not telling the truth either. If you are asked a question to which your answer relies firmly on an assumption, then explain your assumption. Some of these driver claimants I have referenced would explain that they ‘knew’ where the other driver had gone wrong, despite not having seen them, because of the limited options available. Sometimes this turned out to be good, strong evidence, sometimes not. It depended upon the assumption being made and the facts of the case. However, undeclared assumptions create space for advocates to make hay with.

Be Accurate

You have to remember that the judge does not live in your head. Vague answers might be interpreted differently from what you meant. If you are asked how far something was away from you replying, “not far”, is unhelpful. You need to say exactly how far away it is. You do not need to have a perfect grasp of any one measuring system. If you do not know how far thirty yards really is, use a measurement familiar to you rather than trotting out what you vaguely believe. Judges do not care about your ability to use any one measure, they care about what you mean to say. Consequently, in road traffic accident trials very often they will encourage witnesses to describe distances in terms of car lengths. Sometimes they will ask people to use the courtroom itself as a guide. If you give a precise measure but in fact have no idea what it really means, the judge will assume that you did. Be precise and be sure of what you mean.

Learn Some Basic Civil Procedure

Properly understanding your role as a witness in a civil court in England and Wales is dependent upon some basic knowledge of civil procedure. This is far too big a topic to detail in this post and somewhat outside its scope but that doesn’t stop you learning it for yourself.

The crucial points to realise are that civil litigation is decided on the balance of the probabilities and that each party has a burden of proof to establish what they claim. As a witness you are not fighting a case, even if it is your own case. Your role is restricted to assisting the judge weight the evidence. S/he will assess your credibility by reference to whether you have been consistent with yourself, with other witnesses and with any documentary evidence. Judges sometimes look at the likelihood of the evidence given by witnesses without reference to anything else. For example, I had a motorist once claim that his opponent had been driving at Formula One speeds on a twisty country lane whilst overtaking. Given the lane in question was particularly tortuous to negotiate and the fact that the court had sight of excellent photographs and plans of it, this was manifestly untrue. It simply could not be so. Furthermore, the overtaker’s car wasn’t capable of driving at such speeds. Consequently the claimant’s credibility was severely undermined.

Coming Up To Proof

In the language of a closing speech, judges and advocates sometimes talk about whether a witness came up to proof. More commonly this conversation is restricted to their robing rooms and chambers but the concept is still worth discussing. The idea is that a witness statement is what the witness would say if they passed through the test of cross-examination perfectly. Their statement is their proof of evidence, to use the jargon again. For almost every witness, it is practically impossible to come up to proof perfectly. The mere business of being asked questions casts some doubt, however slight. I have only rarely seen a witness come up to proof 100%, excepting those cases where litigants in person didn’t manage to ask any relevant questions.

Witnesses instinctively know when they are failing to come up to proof. Sometimes this is startlingly obvious, as it was in a case I fought in an employment tribunal once – they are another form of civil litigation, albeit with three judges – where an employer claimed in his witness statement that he had given several weeks notice to an employee but under cross-examination by yours truly he conceded that he had shouted him out of the building without any warning. A moment later he realised that he had undone his own case and threw the towel in there and then with the words, “I’ve lost, haven’t I?”. That was one question no-one needed to answer. Most of the time the reversal of fortune or, more commonly, the slight weakening of the evidence, is much more subtle but nevertheless the witness senses that all is not going the way they wished it to. Sadly, many witnesses at this point attempt to rectify the situation by going on the offensive in subsequent answers. Outside the witness stand, it becomes easy to see why suddenly changing tactics like this plays very badly with judges. Any tactics at all will fare badly. We’ve all seen them all before. The problem stems from witnesses being naive. They foolishly think they will shine like the sun in the witness stand and maintain their statements completely. On the other hand, judges and advocates know that virtually no-one comes up to proof completely so they don’t make the same assessment of evidence that virgin witnesses do. If you are giving evidence and you find yourself tempted by your own failure to come up to proof to change the way you give your evidence, you must resist this urge. You must recognise that this is the normality, albeit an unfamiliar one. You must continue to just answer the questions.

Acknowledge The Difficulty Of Judgment

Finally, never forget that it is very difficult to understand exactly what happened in a situation which you were not present at. Judges have to make findings as to fact and as to law. They use the evidence they hear from witnesses to arrive at their factual findings. This is by no means a straightforward matter. Remember that you yourself would struggle to cope with the task of hearing two or more competing parties presenting witnesses all of whom gave differing versions of the truth as they saw it. No matter what you might think of the privileged world of the judiciary, they are still human beings trying to justify their decisions. If you realise that something you say in evidence may be hard to understand, there is no harm in explaining that you understand the difficulty and asking for the opportunity to explain it properly as best you can.